Masterchef The Professionals IS BACK

[Halsall]

Gather all ye people
@squoosh @ellenanora5 @schadenfreudePersonified @GrouchyKiwi @RomaineCalm @fourquenelles @iklboo @Wolfcub @Lottapianos @Taffeta @Roussette @MrsTommyBanks
Apologies to everyone I’ve missed off but I’d fill up a whole thread with the roll-call
Anyway, it’s back, tonight, BBC2, 8pm.

It’s what autumn were made for.

Why is everyone so shit?! Isn’t this literally their job?

How many go thru?

Bleurgh. I hate artichokes

What a shame re the lamb

That lamb could be back in a field with just a small jolt of electricity

Was there a BOGOF on Morel mushrooms?

You know MrsTommy - I never thought to take one! I can't believe it - I don't know why.

But she started off teeny enough to curl up on my (small) hand, and tonight it took both hands to lift her.

Ah thé shit croquettes Guy

This food all looks horrible.

Pretty sure pork shouldn’t look like it’s been cut out the side of Mr Blobby when it’s cooked

Cocky bugger got come-uppance anyway.

All of them seem to be getting slated.

SHUTTUP GREGG!

Wel Ursula I'd not be having his grub.
Pink pork? Fuck right off.

@shirley

That pork looked like Lifebuoy soap.

Why would you blow torch potatoes?

"Sometimes, more often than not, always overcooked."

So how often is it overcooked?

Darren?

Who's Darren?

@ilovesooty

Andre looks the only one who's safe

I knew the serial killer would make it.

When's Greg(g) due? I've got bump envy. Think I'm ovulating.

Andre looks like the lovechild of Gino D’Campo and Ant from Ant and Dec

Ah.. Michelle is very smiley.

Who's the serial killer? Is it Jersey Boy?

Pleased for Michelle, sad for Archie. He seemed nice, but dude, undercooked offal.

Right decision! Glad to see Michelle going through.

See you all tomorrow!