Strictly Thread 5: Minions versus The Matrix

[TheSassyAssassin]

Thread 4 almost done....

It’s a gift @Sassy. They must like me at MNHQ 😂😂😂

Shes good!

Blimey that's fast !

Wow that's quick.

This is so fast!

Standing g ovation coming

Faye looks stunning!

Very fast quickstep. And ballroom in trousers often doesn’t go well...

They're good

God I'm knackered watching this 😄

Okay - I'm back. I really must start labelling stuff I put in the freezer. What I thought was bolognese sauce turned out to be vegetarian shepherd's pie filling.

Still tastes okay with pasta and they don't know that it isn't' meant to be like that.

I liked that. That should get some high scores.

Flipping hell that was quick. So good.

Oh I liked that (And I don't like Grease...wrong messaging for me) Wearing red shoes was brave - they really show up.

Sorry - but after the minuscule ON-J, anyone else looks huge in that costume.

This is so intricate but I didn't love it, I didn't feel the connection.

LOVED that. Favourite dance of the night so far. Fab!

Faye looks great

Your real name isn't Justine is it fleas???

Oh ffs Bruno. This needs to be his last year

Christ Bruno!

Security!!

Bruno - perv.

Poor Faye being slobbered on!

Someone tie him to his chair.

Not as good as I expected.