Strictly Thread 5: Minions versus The Matrix

[TheSassyAssassin]

Thread 4 almost done....

Definitely shorter dances tonight

I can't remember where I read it but I read that his stiffness is down to having arthritis problems? Is this right?

Dianne's a feeder!!!

Agree fleas. This week has seemed faster than previous!

Well, I suppose I should count myself lucky they haven't had a rumba yet.

An octopus is never wrong.

Oh Piggy don't remind me. There are several people I do not wish to see rumbaing.

I think Lee is going.

If that's right, coveted, then I shall be gentler with him. It must bloody hurt dancing with arthritis.

I've voted twice for Lauren and once for Vick because I don't want either of them to go home yet.

I thought the dances were shorter, too.

Jeanette is always at the front on Claud9 and always messing about. She gets on my tits
I think Karen is always at the front except when she is dancing and also Katia.

I hate the way they make out it’s filmed on two separate nights.

Oh, Danny. I love him but that wasn't his best.

Oooh yes no rumbas yet. Surprising! Wonder if they're phasing it out in favour of this new couple's choice dance?

Hmmm.. I think Charles could be in trouble! I think it'll be Charles v Lee

Agree Janette is always mugging it up in the Clauditorium!

I voted for the first time woooo

We voted for Vic, Charles and Danny.

All undermarked.

I love the rumba when it’s done well. I quite enjoy it when it’s done really, really badly.

Sharing this as it's dancing and GK is on tomorrow night.

I am still very far from catching up with you all but marking my place.

Gorka's arse so far my winner 🍑

Checking in for tomorrow

An octopus is definitely wrong when it's on The Apprentice schadenfreude

Charles is so full of himself there's no room for pudding.

DD wanted to vote for Danny and Stacey and I went for Ashley because regardless of her ringah status, loved her dance!

I’ve just watched Seann’s paso back. Definitely my favourite dance of the night.

My votes went to Kate and Seann