Strictly Thread 5: Minions versus The Matrix

[TheSassyAssassin]

Thread 4 almost done....

Katya has made an honest apology and so has Seann. It's an unfortunate result of too much to drink, being thrown together in an intense environment and being in the public eye. I think the situation is for the people involved to resolve. It won't affect whether I vote for Seann and Katya.

Yes, Georgia did have a boyfriend but people behind the scenes knew that she and Giovanni were developing a romance. He's not gay, he is currently dating someone from TOWIE.

I did once hear that Gorka was gay, and that's why his then girlfriend smacked him in the face and broke his tooth in Blackpool. But he's with Gemma now so...

Gemma went out with Cristiano Ronaldo too though, so...

These threads move so fast it’s scary! Logged on to catch up and I feel like it’s not actually possible....

Thanks for the gossip and updates though everyone!

I think Georgia's boyfriend was Sean Ward

Well yes Mummy. That's what I mean, she has form for bearding.

Was that what happened in Blackpool?! I thought the official line was that he was set upon by a gang of thugs! I never found the Gemma romance believable either, presumed it was a bit of co-bearding

That’s spooky-I vaguely presumed Gemma Atkinson was gay for years, I was surprised when she got with Gorka.

Anyway, re Katya and Seann again. I know some people have mentioned what Katya could have seen in Seann. I wonder whether he is in fact her type, given that Neil can be very comedic and wacky. Still can't believe it's real .

Georgia 's boyfriend treated her really badly, and she finished with him and started dating Giovanni.

The official line was that Gorka, Neil and Alijaz went to a tacky, gay nightclub and Gorka was punched and had his tooth broken. But he never pressed charges and there was no cctv of the allegeded incident. However that night he also broke up with his girlfriend and she went on a Facebook rant insinuating he'd cheated on her. I was later told that he was in fact gay.

Make of that what you will.

I thought that they had done it as a joke, but having seen the video, it is extremely intimate!

I think there were some rumours at the time that Georgia was unhappy in the relationship during Strictly as the boyfriend was being a bit controlling and domineering.

I think Giovanni was probably her rebound bloke after a semi-abusive relationship, as they didn't last long in the end.

God I hope Monkseal talks about all this......

Thanks ManicUnicorn love a bit of Strictly gossip!

Was it weird that Claudia didn't talk to Seann and Katya at all upstairs after they'd been sent through?

Next week is going to be super awkward but I would still vote for Seann and Katya. I don't think either are bad people, this stuff happens although yep if I was Neil I would not be happy. However, they are all adults, it was clearly a mistake and they have apologised and will have to deal with their partners responses. ITT will be interesting but Zoe will be sympathetic.

Claudia also didn't speak to Diana and Joe

I reckon they won't mention it again, it will all be brushed under the carpet to protect the reputation of the show. Maybe another statement will come out down the line.

Is anyone familiar with baby shark Check out the Strictly effort. A sure contender for Fish Week:

Thank you Sassy and Mozzy - ermm I do recognise just the songs, but not any of the band

So Marian Keyes tweeted "Feck them and their foncy Matrix choreography. What use is any a that if they have treachery in their hearts?"

And the girlfriend replied "will you be my friend?"

And Marian said "of course, I've been thinking about you all day"

He is sooooo dumped.

Gleb Savchenko commenting when his own wife called him out on social media for horizontal tangoing with Izabella Miko is unfuckingbelievable.

I like to think Seann and Katya were just reenacting Brenda and Soph.
Knew I'd seen those bins before

If only we got to vote on song choices for couples like on dwts...lovecats anyone? cigarettes and alcohol? something stupid?
And rumba is off the cards? What do we reckon for next week - a genteel waltz or foxtrot? Or a couple's choice requiring no touching or body contact whatsoever?!

Yeah, well - he kissed Katya on his girlfriend's birthday so I think Welcome to Dumpsville (Or Dumpsterville judging by those pics): Population Seann, is fair enough in the circumstances.

Kissing a fool? George Michael
Tears of a clown?
The blindfolded dart-throwing music monkeys have got their work cut out this week to find a suitably neutral routine.

Shoop shoop song (it's in his kiss)?

A foxtrot maybe? Nice and boring and no lifts? Although maybe he's due a latin. Cha cha cha? They can be the kiss of death for male slebs. I think Kate and Aljaz have the samba, perhaps they'll end up with one too.

Definitely Katy Perry - Last Friday (*Wednesday) Night