Corrie thread continues in spite of everything NO SPOILERS

[Clionba]

Hi everyone, the last thread was nearly full. Is Imran so short of work he can take on a case at 2 mins notice?

Good point - it was the merchant navy.

Haha we all look beautiful with photoshop. I think Jenny Bradley’s gorgeous, she’s just blooming lately.

Just catching up. Simon's head is easily twice the size of Peter's.

Simon joining the navy could be a good excuse for him to vanish for a couple years and come back with a new actor, preferably one that can act..

Do we know what the piano music was about? I heard a rumour it was something to do with the John Lewis Xmas ad!!

Photoshop etc is amazing. I met Adele without make up once, I'd not have known it was her if I hadn't been told!

honey

Yes it was for the John Lewis made trailer for Rocketman

It probably won't be long before Jack's foot grows back

Wow! It's all getting a bit ridiculous now, ads taking over soaps!

The actor who plays Simon is about to be a daddy irl hence his sudden absence, paternity leave perhaps?

How old is the actor? off to google
Simon is my DS’s age - year 10 I’m sure (year 11 at a push!).

So IRL he’s nearly 17. Same school year as my DD in fact!

He is very young! His girlfriend is only 16 or 17.

Seventeen?

Children having children!!

Still, at least they'll be financially secure (presumably )

Yes that’s what I thought TheEfficientBaxter about the financial security.

I think I read that Helen Flanagan got £120,000 a year and she's newly returned.
Simon's been it since he was a child so I can only imagine how much he gets.

Where does Eileen live now?

Michael LeVell who plays Kevin Webster got his salary upped to £250k after that court case where that girl falsely accused him of sexual abuse. I’d hate to see the amount he pays to the Inland Revenue

Eileen lives in her usual house with Abbi and Seb.

Yes

Oops! I meant FFS! I hate this Sinead storyline

Flipping heck! £250k for 10 minutes of screen time every other week. No wonder nick came back!

Why has Nick got his wife listed as "E" on his phone? Why the inverted commas? Was he always planning to dump her?
Does Ryan have to be insufferable in every scene??

I’d hate to see the amount he pays to the Inland Revenue

Probably less than Derek the minimum wage trolley collector at ASDA.
They'd all have accountants and tax avoidance schemes etc. Just ask Jimmy Carr and Take That. Lol

Is Gina’s date the guy who conned Sally?

Sweet lord have mercy....

Which dating app is Gina on? Anyone got the link?