Joseph Thread - the story continues!

[Notquitegrownup]

Oops! Just posted on the old thread and it passed 1000 messages and died. Thought I had better start a new one quick!

We're over 200 posts since the show ended and the first thread imploded.

Ignore the women, concentrate on the 'come and do me' face.

you're right, will need something to keep me going on holiday

It is a good thing that December 16th is a Sunday!!!!!

Cos William Terris was murdered there {16/12/1897} and his ghost is still seen 110 years later!!!!!

Is anyone going on the 15th Dec?

Eh?

Right RTKanga has worked at the Adelphi, or she does Ghostwalks round the West End, or she has been looking it up on the internet, or she is just stealing info from other Lee threads

She's being mysterious by not answering any of our questions.

No OGGS is nearly correct

a director/cleaner/usherette/'luvvie' with insider knowledge/mad stalker

Which one?

That's not very specific.

Luvvie with insider knowledge I reckon, deffo........

Oh My God

Kanga is Dame Judi Dench

By George, I think I've got it! RTKanga is in fact that annoyingly pretty woman playing the Narrator and she's laughing at us all because she and Lee are ALREADY married and she's about to have his baby which is why she's on MN and...

Ooh, Dame Judi. Welcome to our thread. Now tell us, is it true that you've seen Daniel Craig's todger and it's ENORMOUS???

curtsey woman, curtsey

Ooh, sorry!

Now about that todger...

Oooh, dh has just arrived with chips!

Have a chip, your Dameness.

Off for me tea...

Tut. You girls.
RTKanga is obviously an usherette at the Adelphi. Which explains how she knows so much about the programmes and the binoculars.
Maybe if we butter her up, she'll sneak us in the side door and we can watch the show from the wings, then join Lee for a glass of bubbly after the performance.

Or........or.....or.....she could be the make up lady and as such gets to actually, really, like touch him [falling off chair emoticon] and repeatedly oil him up and such .........

I really admire you, you know. I feel like we've become bestest friends during our interactions on here......

She could be a dancing girl, she might be rehearsing to do high kicks with Lee every night....or she could simply be a raddled old Lee fan...like us in 10 years time

No No I've got it!
She has a definite chip on her shoulder about ALW therefore she is in fact a...whatever he is...and she has a new show to put on and she needs three gorgeous girls to...tend to her leading man back stage...and she's planning to offer Lee a contract as soon as he's free...and...WE ARE HER NEW BEST FRIENDS!

No, no....I'm sticking with make-up lady.......offers so much more opportunity.........

Kanga's my very, very, most absolute bestest friend you know. I've known her for ages and ages and ages, whole weeks infact

Ooh, Berrie, x post. Your idea is much better.

I am one of the three aren't I?

Ooh, ooh, and what was all this about????????? I neeeeeed to know

By RTKangaMummy on Sat 09-Jun-07 22:37:55

IF YOU WANT TO MEET LEE OR ANY OF THE CAST AFTER OR BEFORE THE SHOW

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I've got tickets, I've got tickets!!! Yippee Yi yay!!!!!

But of course you are...there's only 3 of us left isn't there? Do you think the others look in occasionally and shake their heads in dismay?