Joseph Thread - the story continues!

[Notquitegrownup]

Oops! Just posted on the old thread and it passed 1000 messages and died. Thought I had better start a new one quick!

Oh, and in that picture, you are sadly mistaken.

The nubile bint on the floor with her hand possesively on His Lordship's thigh is none other than me.

Ok, ok, enough of the violence. Let's just share him, ok?

x posted. Wow, you look remarkably like me!

okaaay how about three nights each and he gets one night off?

Got to go now, DP has just put on Harry Potter and Goblet of Fire.
x

Because while you two were fighting, I snuck awya with Lee and now he's mine, all mine I tell you!

or even away!

Ok, it's a deal. Enjoy the film.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Thought you might like to see this

Morning all!
I don't know...I go out for the evening with Lee, we have a nice meal then return for a night of passion. I send him back to rehearsals with a kiss...no snog, log on and find out you've been scrapping....and ...you were making it all up
Love the picture Lyra..DS saying, 'Wot you laffin' about Mummy?'
They didn't have the mag, will get it later!

Oh no, I just clicked on Lyra's link, spent quarter of an hour watching YouTube clips and now I'm going to be late for ds's swimming lesson! Damn that Lee and his fine eyes and swoonsome voice Of course, I had to watch Paint It Black twice...

Now Berrie, you know that I was with Lee last night

I started on the paint it black clip, dh got a bit huffy what with it being the first day of his holiday and there being a lot of packing to do, not to mention the fact that I usually deal with ds's breakfast shenanigins (bib not 'flat' enough, some of the cornflakes not wet, dd whacking him on head with spoon and laughing at him)

Will catch up later when dh is doing manly things with the car

Slayerette...whatever little fantasy makes you happy - returns pat together with smug grin on stubble grazed lips.

Whaddaya mean 'making it up' Berrie? I could have sworn I spent the night with Lee last night.
ok, I'm willing to concede that it might have been a dream.
I also dreamt that MN decided to delete this thread because there was too much lusting going on .
It's not just us btw, there's another thread with very similar comments lusting after David Tennant.

ROFL

Thanks for that link Lyra.

Are you any nearer to completion of Project Leefest?

If you can't find any more downloadable clips could you not just repeat "Paint it Black" ad infinitum??

DearMrsLeeMead,
How uncouth, we did have to think about it.

You foolish fantasists. Fear not for when I marry Lee, you can all be my bridesmaids and you can grace the pages of Hello in orange sticky out frocks while I slink all over Lee in an amazing designer gown looking....why gorgeous of course (hope they have a fairly heavy duty airbrush)

Berrie, Lee and I were married this morning, so any marriage to you would be bigamous.
RealMrsLeeMead, I tried to get the name MrsLeeMead yesterday in preparation for the impending nuptials but it was already taken

I haven't done any more work on the Leefest because dp is always around in the evening (the only part of the day when I'd have time to do it) and he already thinks I'm a saddo for buying the CD (he hasn't seen the magazine yet).
He's out tonight so I'll work on it then.

Have seen the mag but couldn't bring myself to buy it! can always look at Lyra's profile you see...still I can't cut it out and put it on the fridge to inspire me to slim for my wedding...nice try Lyra you sad, deluded fool.

Oh I pity you, I really do

The reason you couldn't get the name is because he's mine, mine, mine.

We married in secret yonks ago, and renewed our vows last month in a beautiful little ceremony; John Barrowman was Maid of Honour and Graham Norton was the flower boy

We agreed to keep it a secret so it would not lead to insane jealousy in his female fanbase [smirk]

I'll allow you poor delusional fools to carry on with your fantasies, secure in the knowledge that his heart (and other choice body parts (fnar fnar)) belongs to me

oops not wearing the right name.

Damn.

We knew it was you oggs, all part of your deception.

Seriously though am I mad to be going away in a small tent with children? We went to look at tents last night but if we were't going to buy a fabulous tent then I didn't want to buy one at all We were looking at £250 cheapest and the premise was that we'd spend what we would have spent on a B&B so somehow we ended up packing our little one...still excited though

Nah, you'll have a brilliant time .

Cornwall is beautiful, and I'm sure you'll have a ball.

Make sure you've got extra blankets for night 'cos it can get cold.

We took dd camping when she was about the same age as your dd and she loved it.

Have fun.

Ok so, I do my obsessive Lee posting on a laptop on my Grandpa's oak sideboard which is usually cluttered with letters, filing, fruit, digital camera, mobiles and associated charging devices and leads, evening primrose oil and fish oil capsules, DH's ties (since I moaned about him leaving them on the stair post for dd to strangle herself with), handcream, pens and pencils, pva glue, pots of loose change and hairslides. Of course if someone is coming round,then it's miraculously clear.
To my side is a window looking out over our garden beyond which, there are trees meaning that we have great birds on the seeds hanging on my runner bean sticks just outside.
What about you?

Oh nearly forgot, Lee is reclining (almost naked - I'm not nearly as lewd as you lot)on my sofa to my right...oh sorry, I have to go, he's got one eyebrow raised and he's beckoning to me....