Have we hit THE WALL yet? It's SLEB MASTERCHEF Part 3

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Shiny new thread

Marcus eating off his knife? Oh dear. He's lost points.

MARCUS PUT HIS KNIFE IN HIS MOUTH!

the love has gone.

God, don't encourage him ffs

Would the (proper) chef really let the dish go out if the fish were overlooked, the purée was runny and the sauce was too salty? I think not.

Yeah hope you're ok pdq Fourq. Our whole English department have it at the minute-it's like a plague ward.
Yeah spencer, you fucked it and the chef saved your posh butt.

Well done Spencer.

God it hurts to type that.

"I make my purees a different way"

Dying here

John did good

Go on John.
I'm impressed by them all now tbh.

Id have to eat at least 4 of them just to be sure.

Fuck off Gregg.

Who thinks a JP desserts book will be out for next Christmas?

I just looked up this restaurant and it's not nearly as pricey as I thought it might be.

I've been to another of the restaurants at Somerset House but not this one (Spring - 'twas fab)

Exile I love Dicks in Space

Will be watching on catch up but still rooting for rugby player so don't tell me at the moment

I shall graciously accept a martini from you Romaine - thank you

Yes we can build a bigger rocket. ( Surely? )

Four i fear you are right. it will be called "Partridge in a pear tree"'maybe?

Partridge in a pear tarte tartin.

Bit of a whirlwind. Erm yes there’d be a reason for that

Good one Exile

@ ExileonMNStreet

I love Fuck off Gregg even more

Come. On. Big man

Fuck Off Gregg - the Mumsnet Masterchef Christmas Cookbook.

Where can I order?

Was he just cutting butter with scissors??