Strictly Come Dancing Thread #2: Bring on the Strictly Curse!

[MozzieMagnet]

Morning
@x-squared hope it's okay to follow in your lovely footsteps and put out a second thread even with 13 days left to go. If there is another one up already and I am being blind, please link to it.

*Love it, so Charles is now officially Btech Idris, and Kevin (from Grimsby) is officially Gavin and Stacey.

Do we any other ‘official’ mn abbreviation for this year’s contingent?*

Btech Idris
Gavin and Stacey
MWMOB (most worse member of Blue) Lee Rayn (I still cannot believe he inflicted Rayn Ryan, sorry, Rayn Lee Amethyst Ryan on his son) maybe we should just call him Eel Fromblue yes Lee love we know it's an anagram
Pashley mk II (Kim and Pash being the original?)

Highlights from other fora include
Graemey Cricket
Not Trinny
Joetube

and Dr Ranj is quite liking his Miss Ranjie moniker according to his instagram

As for the new pros my other half made various lube comments whereas Grazziano is Ross from Friends if he carries on with the oil.

Move over Shimmy Jimmy Jordan as Brenda states the obvious here but Kate S with Kev would have been a disaster height wise, c'mon Cole you had too much sangria.

www.hellomagazine.com/film/2018090962099/brendan-speaks-cole-strictly-come-dancing-pairings-in-column/

I am glad tha Bruno said that about the standard of dancing

Am I the only one that found that boring then? 🤔

“End on a high” yes Tess that would be Bruno’s

Does turpentine count as a mixer Cat?

Usually I have it neat as an aperitif, but . . .

Crikey - Shirley sounds as though she's on speed at well!

Bruno - for once i agree with you. But - have you ever tried talking and sitting down at the same time? Give it a go - you might be surprised.

Agree. This year is going to be a close one with some very very good dancers. Exciiiiiiiting

The performance level of all the contestants...

Not quite all, Bruno. Have you forgotten the Queen of Fashion?

Weirdly high scores for
Faye. I didn’t think she was that good.

@SchadenfreudePersonified umm, can't say I've tried it. Could mix it with some Buckfast Tonic, 10yo sloe gin (home made) and Jameson's Whisky?

Anton and Susannah have to go first.
It wouldn’t be fair to the others

I have surgical spirit if that helps.

Susannah has very defensive body language - she's feeling under pressure poor soul.

Fuck me you ladies drink the strong stuff! 🤣

As long as you don't offer Irn Bru or Um Bongo.

They make me f*rt.

Any predictions?

Now, Chez Fleas we have a failsafe method for predicting the voting and it is this. Worst outfit goes.

Very reliable. Just saying.

Hopefully Lee will go out first

I feel like even Anton doesn't want to be a contender anymore, seems like he's resigned himself to the comedy act. Do you think he'll ever get the presenting role? I'd rather him than Tess.

Missed the first half

Lee Blue annoying in a needy way

catfleas that's Susannah for sure then.

George Ezra... 😪 😪 😪 😪
My late DPs favourite singer. We had Listen To The Man as we left the Chapel after the service...

Covet- Tess isn’t going anywhere soon.
It’s a case of if it ain’t broke

I missed the first few but will watch on iPlayer.

Liked the guy from Casualty.

Poor old Susannah then fleas

Loving Tess [deadbehindtheeyes]’s outfit tonight

I wouldn't even try to predict the result this year. Not the winner anyway.

I expect Susannah to be the first out, followed by the Womble (Madame Cholet has already disowned him as a disgrace to the tribe), then perhaps Katie Piper - I think her sight puts her a t a disadvantage,

However, I will most probably be wrong because I'm not good at this stuff.

Winner is anybody's guess.