Strictly Come Dancing Thread #2: Bring on the Strictly Curse!

[MozzieMagnet]

Morning
@x-squared hope it's okay to follow in your lovely footsteps and put out a second thread even with 13 days left to go. If there is another one up already and I am being blind, please link to it.

*Love it, so Charles is now officially Btech Idris, and Kevin (from Grimsby) is officially Gavin and Stacey.

Do we any other ‘official’ mn abbreviation for this year’s contingent?*

Btech Idris
Gavin and Stacey
MWMOB (most worse member of Blue) Lee Rayn (I still cannot believe he inflicted Rayn Ryan, sorry, Rayn Lee Amethyst Ryan on his son) maybe we should just call him Eel Fromblue yes Lee love we know it's an anagram
Pashley mk II (Kim and Pash being the original?)

Highlights from other fora include
Graemey Cricket
Not Trinny
Joetube

and Dr Ranj is quite liking his Miss Ranjie moniker according to his instagram

As for the new pros my other half made various lube comments whereas Grazziano is Ross from Friends if he carries on with the oil.

Move over Shimmy Jimmy Jordan as Brenda states the obvious here but Kate S with Kev would have been a disaster height wise, c'mon Cole you had too much sangria.

www.hellomagazine.com/film/2018090962099/brendan-speaks-cole-strictly-come-dancing-pairings-in-column/

RINGAH

Thursday- I agree , Karen’s choreography isn’t that great.
Charles should have been paired with Oti as he has great potential and she is fantastic

Pascha is a lucky boy this year

She's less annoying than I thought she would be.

I don't like Ashley

A poem...

Ashley's on Strictly and says she's a singer
But we all know she's really a ringah.

Ashley gets on my nerves. I dont know why and i feel mean saying it.

Week 8 standards in week 1.

This is a very beautiful dance.

I do 💓Pasha, I want to stroke his hair & make him hot chocolate & make him all cosy on the settee with a nice knitted throw.

Quite like the dancing but no chemistry. Not a candidate for the Strictly curse.

Darcey is really getting on my mammary glands tonight for some reason.

I actually liked that, and I'm not really a fan of Ashley or the song!

Back of the queue melen

Ha ha Love the poem Fuzzy

That was incredibly well done for week 1. Wished they'd got her hair out of her face though, it looked messy and detracted from the elegance of the dance.

Beautiful dance.

Has Shirley had surgery? She’s got a touch of the Wildensteins

That’s ok Each we all have someone we take against, that’s part of the fun!

It's cos she's a Dame schady. Dame Tittifer,

She almost over danced that in some places. Too much expression. However she is lovely and so was the dance

Ashley is boring.

Any clues as to which one of those Judges has had the most Botox? Expressions impossible to read now.

Fuzzy is Mumsnet Laureate, serviced

It seems I spoke too soon about Bruno. He must have nipped out for a "wee".

An 8 on week 1