Strictly Come Dancing Thread #2: Bring on the Strictly Curse!

[MozzieMagnet]

Morning
@x-squared hope it's okay to follow in your lovely footsteps and put out a second thread even with 13 days left to go. If there is another one up already and I am being blind, please link to it.

*Love it, so Charles is now officially Btech Idris, and Kevin (from Grimsby) is officially Gavin and Stacey.

Do we any other ‘official’ mn abbreviation for this year’s contingent?*

Btech Idris
Gavin and Stacey
MWMOB (most worse member of Blue) Lee Rayn (I still cannot believe he inflicted Rayn Ryan, sorry, Rayn Lee Amethyst Ryan on his son) maybe we should just call him Eel Fromblue yes Lee love we know it's an anagram
Pashley mk II (Kim and Pash being the original?)

Highlights from other fora include
Graemey Cricket
Not Trinny
Joetube

and Dr Ranj is quite liking his Miss Ranjie moniker according to his instagram

As for the new pros my other half made various lube comments whereas Grazziano is Ross from Friends if he carries on with the oil.

Move over Shimmy Jimmy Jordan as Brenda states the obvious here but Kate S with Kev would have been a disaster height wise, c'mon Cole you had too much sangria.

www.hellomagazine.com/film/2018090962099/brendan-speaks-cole-strictly-come-dancing-pairings-in-column/

It was very rash

OMG

What did SC do in a previous life to deserve this? Invade Poland?

Okay, who is she and what has she done with Susannah Constantine?

DJJ is Danny John Jules

Do you think Sussannah will be the comedy turn this year ?

Oh dear god

Who lives in a pineapple under the Beeb? SU-SA-NNAH C!

I'm eating chocolate peanuts. Lidl's version of M&Ms. Far better.

two words: Car. Crash!!!!

Susannah’s going to have a balance problem, what with her centre of gravity being rather high up...

There is something about Susannah that makes me think of Ann Widdecombe

I predict a car crash

Hahahahahahahaha!

Oh lord I’m hiding behind a cushion.

She has awful spade hands

I'm really late to the party too, but I think the new Pro was over dancing a bit too much. The rest of them know too slow it down a bit. Agreed with Craig when he said it was all about Graziano.

Oh....not good. First out??

Fuck me it’s a three legged donkey pissed on cider

Stiffer than Judy Murray on a very stiff day!

I thought that fleas

I love this song, but will never be able to listen to or sing it again without having flashbacks.

CAN’T LOOK CAN’T LOOK CAN’T LOOK

Oh dear Shades of Anne Widdecombe I fear 😱 😱 😱!!! She's galloping rather than dancing!! 😂 😂 😂

Good Lord