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They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

958 replies

Halsall · 31/08/2018 21:53

New thread, peeps

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ellenanora5 · 06/09/2018 20:41

Yep I want Stephanies mains

ellenanora5 · 06/09/2018 20:42

Oh no wait, they're are parsnips, takes back previous post

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/09/2018 20:42

Cauliflower curry - yum.

I do like Sikhs - they are a very good-looking people

ellenanora5 · 06/09/2018 20:42

Agreed Schaden

Wolfcub · 06/09/2018 20:42

I think Zoe is doing really well

GrouchyKiwi · 06/09/2018 20:43

I love parsnips. Love them. Could eat them every day. But if someone served me roasted parsnips and told me they were chips I'd be very upset.

fourquenelles · 06/09/2018 20:43

Come outside Schaden and say that

Parsnips are LUSH

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 06/09/2018 20:43

Parmesan roasted parsnips are heavenly and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/09/2018 20:43

Yeah - parsnips are muck, ellenanora

iklboo · 06/09/2018 20:43

I'm happy to take everyone's parsnips (oo-er matron)

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/09/2018 20:44

Late to tonight because Emmerdale.
Gemma is pissing me off.

FurryBuzzer · 06/09/2018 20:44

Ooh yes, custard and party rings! I was disappointed that DH finished the hob nobs earlier, I was going to crumble one of those on top of it...

ellenanora5 · 06/09/2018 20:44

Cardigan!!!!

Where's the waistcoat, doesn't he know I'm on waistcoat watch ffs

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/09/2018 20:44

GC is really annoying - I hate her voice and she looks a clip!

Halsall · 06/09/2018 20:44
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Wolfcub · 06/09/2018 20:44

Shop bought pasta - cheat

Elderflower14 · 06/09/2018 20:44

Have just looked at Monty's Wiki page. He got fined a few years ago for urinating on a nightclub doorman!! 😲

FurryBuzzer · 06/09/2018 20:44

I've just added cauliflower curry ingredients to the shopping list!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/09/2018 20:45

What a lovely smile Chizzy has - and, of course, CUSTARD!

ellenanora5 · 06/09/2018 20:45

Not good form Furry, you need to have a word with him

GrouchyKiwi · 06/09/2018 20:46

Shock Elderflower I would never have thought that of him!

A pot of custard!!!

All the exclamation points this episode.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/09/2018 20:46

Ambrosia custard? Now that's a cheat (and horrible)

FurryBuzzer · 06/09/2018 20:46

He got fined a few years ago for urinating on a nightclub doorman!! 😲

But he seems like such a nice boy Shock

ellenanora5 · 06/09/2018 20:47

Gross Elder, that's disgusting of him

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/09/2018 20:47

Who this one then?