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They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

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Halsall · 31/08/2018 21:53

New thread, peeps

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Wolfcub · 06/09/2018 20:47

Yum those parsnips look great

FurryBuzzer · 06/09/2018 20:47

Oh I have @ellenanora5 believe me

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/09/2018 20:47

But , . . . but . . . . . he's so beautiful . . . . Elderflower

ellenanora5 · 06/09/2018 20:48

Wait has someone brought ready made custard!!

MrsTommyBanks · 06/09/2018 20:48

I'd kill for those parsnips. And the rice pudding. Looks lush.

Halsall · 06/09/2018 20:49

ellen, he was wearing a red waistcoat earlier!

I see Gems is cooking a recipe from her beloved Marbs. Possibly one she's enjoyed in the past with with Arg.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/09/2018 20:49

They should leave the kitchen NOW - real custard, or no custard.

Monty's curry looks gorgeous and his dessert even more so.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/09/2018 20:49

Schad-he really isn't, but each to her own.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/09/2018 20:50

Keep your hands off my Monty, you trollop!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/09/2018 20:50

I'm easily pleased Fuckery

ellenanora5 · 06/09/2018 20:50

Yep I spotted that Halsall, but then he changed to a cardi, next it'll be a flat cap and I'll have to scream Grin

IdahoJones · 06/09/2018 20:51

I like Zoe's to look at.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/09/2018 20:51

Cous cous is awful stuff.

fourquenelles · 06/09/2018 20:51

If Zoe ever invites me to dinner I will have to refuse. Bleurgh dishes altogether.

Wolfcub · 06/09/2018 20:52

No way has she deveined those prawns

GrouchyKiwi · 06/09/2018 20:52

I can't get behind seafood swimming in oil. Nope.

Halsall · 06/09/2018 20:52

Probably he'll be sporting the hat for the mass catering challenge tomorrow ellen

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/09/2018 20:52

That is not cooking, that's assemblage.

MrsTommyBanks · 06/09/2018 20:52

I make a very good spud and cauliflower curry

Wolfcub · 06/09/2018 20:52

Fuck me she needs a good wash

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/09/2018 20:52

I don't believe she cooked that. Bought in garlic and chilli oil no doubt.

I'm surprised she hasn't got gills with all this seafood.

Elderflower14 · 06/09/2018 20:52

I hate to say it but I think GC might not be going home.... 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

ellenanora5 · 06/09/2018 20:53

Oh god they can't put Gemma through

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/09/2018 20:53

She does need a good wash Woldcub - DH has just made similar comment.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/09/2018 20:54

That's a tiny shepherds pie.