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They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

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Halsall · 31/08/2018 21:53

New thread, peeps

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:46

Really thick sauce - perfect for Greggggg

Wolfcub · 20/09/2018 20:46

That bass looks over

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/09/2018 20:47

Enthusiastically crisp? What are you talking about??

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:47

Damned with very faint praise.

Wolfcub · 20/09/2018 20:47

Yuck split aioli

ellenanora5 · 20/09/2018 20:48

Spencers hair is not very nice

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:49

I like Big Martin - not as much as Zoe, but I like him.

Roast cauli looks fab

RomaineCalm · 20/09/2018 20:49

Would love to see 6'10" Martin drop-kick Gregg across the kitchen.

MrsTommyBanks · 20/09/2018 20:50

I proper fancy Martin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:50

Looks like a fried egg made of sweetie stuff.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:51

Don't raise my hopes Romaine

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/09/2018 20:51

well done Steph! I like that plate!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:52

I don't like Spencer's voice - he sounds too plummy and patronising.

Wolfcub · 20/09/2018 20:52

Zoe’s looks a bit too much to me. Olives do not belong

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:52

Come on Zoe!

You can do it!

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Halsall · 20/09/2018 20:52

Oh dear, Zoe's plate doesn't look very appealing

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:53

Those are big leeks . . .

MrsTommyBanks · 20/09/2018 20:53

The word "offal" will never get my tastebuds excited.

I'm doing liver and bacon tomorrow. Food Of Gods!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/09/2018 20:54

@Schaden Spencer has been known to claim that he isn’t that posh on account of his father being from Sheffield.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:55

Liver doesn't count MrsTommy.

Nor do kidneys.

It's just the word "offal" . . .

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Halsall · 20/09/2018 20:56

Phew.

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fourquenelles · 20/09/2018 20:57

Glad Zoe is staying

RomaineCalm · 20/09/2018 20:57

Thank goodness for that!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:57

Sheffield? Does he own a steelworks?

So Lisa has a skill now and can cook her family a meal

At least she is safe from the wrath of Linda "What's-your-talent" Nolan, then.

kazzaD66 · 20/09/2018 20:57

I'm guessing Lisa and the bloke with the quiff and dazzling teeth - can't remember his name - are going.