They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

[Halsall]

New thread, peeps

That's a nice horse

Is that twat Gregg giving cooking advice?

Kick his teeth in someone!

My working class nan used to cover a shoulder of lamb in suet crust and she thought that was posh.

Great minds fleas

Wolfcub same reason they don't give them enough freezers in Bake-Off

Evening everyone, I was starving so had to pause and make cheese and toast

I'll ff a bit and catch up

Thank you Halsall for that alert last week god I can't stand him, I wish they'd stop asking him to come back

Those pastry cases are a shambles. Spencer’s burning himself again. Does he never learn?

Bloody hell - it IS burnt an' all!

John’s sad face was a picture

Thanks Halsall

Burntatatan. Not good.

Sorry ellen

Jonty's face at the burntness!

Is there anything that isn’t burnt

Ooh pork belly

Lovely charcoal. Good for the bowels.

It's like Witch trials in that tent

Burntastic! LOL 😂

Thank you Halsall for that alert last week

What alert? Who can you not stand ellen? (Gregggg is to obvious a candidate, surely?)

Oh God - what a waste of crackling!

And here come the masses . . .

Wait wait wait why is she putting wine on the spuds

I just can’t hear “John’s pork” without sniggering.

I want a cap like that lass's.

Pork looks good.

Andi Peter's Schaden, he gives me the heebie geebies (shudder)

Those villagers looked like a lynch-mob if only

Schaden, the special alert was to let ellen know that her favourite ANDI PETERS was on the horizon. Only slightly less delightful than Greggggg

Behave yourself fleas