They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

[Halsall]

New thread, peeps

Actually that meat looks good, and I speak as a lifelong vegetarian.

I've a black hat and veil just like that!

that meat looks good not a euphemism

GREGGGGG OUT!

BRING ON COCKERS!!!!!

(would have said "Cockers in" but it sounded a bit lewd)

Oooo vicar! fleas sorry Schaden

I’ve never seen anyone say “that was very very nice” more like “that was absolute shit” in my life

I'll have to fast forward I'm way behind.

John's garlic face is a treat.

WHY WHY WHY do they put the kitchen two miles away from where the food has to be served?

The tarte tatin looks sad

Wolfcub

People are desperate for desserts - need to take the taste of the main out of their mouths .. .

Remember one year Halsall they had to roll it over cobbles, bloody stupid

Was that Himmler with a poached pear, just then?

Sorry, I'm a bit behind, but why is there a large horse circling the tents? Is it an olden day version of the Countdown clock?

The amount of food waste is shameful

If this is "top quality", my kitchen deserves 5 Michelin stars.

I'm waiting for them to do it over a ploughed field, or perhaps fording a river, ellen . That would be fun.

Oh dear god the burning, jesus we'll remember this year as the year of the big burn

kazza

So who said butternut squash was their favourite ingredient? And why has no-one got gin?

Kings didn't cook you numpty.

I do like Zoe. I hope she wins

Halsall, that would be brill

LOL @kazza

Big Martin or Zoe for the win for me