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They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

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Halsall · 31/08/2018 21:53

New thread, peeps

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Halsall · 20/09/2018 20:08

Tatatan. Ffs.

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fourquenelles · 20/09/2018 20:08

Oh yes stuffed hearts! Yum. And the good old days when a pork chop came with a huge slice of kidney attached.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:09

Privy council

Grin

SHUT UP GREGGGgg

MrsTommyBanks · 20/09/2018 20:09

I adore pork belly. I shall be quite upset if he fucks it up.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/09/2018 20:09

I have given up on this series. Don't really care for any of them. I just want the Professional series back again.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:10

And the good old days when a pork chop came with a huge slice of kidney attached.

Bloody lovely fork

RomaineCalm · 20/09/2018 20:10

Late but here. Have I missed much?

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Halsall · 20/09/2018 20:10

*fourq oooh yes. The butcher near me still asks if you want the pork chop with the kidney. Yes PLEASE!

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fourquenelles · 20/09/2018 20:10

Hi Grouchy use this as an opportunity to hone your Greggggggggggggggg hating skills.

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Halsall · 20/09/2018 20:11

Poor AJ. The pears are his only friends 🍐🍐🍐🍐

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:11

"Professionals" is best Grouchy

Particularly for the looks of contempt and disgust directed at Our Slaphead Friend . . .

fourquenelles · 20/09/2018 20:11

Lovely Halsall I thought elf and safety had put pay to that.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/09/2018 20:12

Hello all, sorry, v late, not got a clue what's going on, why’s everybody in fancy dress?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:13

Grouchy's Greggggg-hating skills are par exellance, four, but this is a chance for her to indulge them Grin

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/09/2018 20:13

Christ Spencer, that’s a LOT of meat. Who are you feeding?

Wolfcub · 20/09/2018 20:14

If she says “back in the day” one more fucking time Angry

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Halsall · 20/09/2018 20:14

Evening Romaine, they're at the Black Country Ye Olde Museum and there's nothing much to report so far on the mass catering challenge. Tatatan, custard, fish, vague curry-ish cauliflower thing and roast pork.

Oh and Lisa keeps saying 'back in the day' and I'm afraid I'll have to kill her now

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:15

DON'T USE YOUR FINGERS!

Use an eggshell, you TWAT!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:16

Zoe's right - why do they need bones?

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/09/2018 20:17

“Why do mackerel have bones anyway? It’s not like they have to stand up, is it?”

Zoe, that is actually very funny 😂

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:17

I would have trimmed those quiche cases, personally, but each to their own.

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Halsall · 20/09/2018 20:18

Never mind, they'll all be pissed so they won't notice what they're eating

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/09/2018 20:18

"Good plain cooking for the working classes"

Cauliflower curry, butternut squash quiche . . .

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/09/2018 20:18

We’re cross posting again @Schaden 😁

Wolfcub · 20/09/2018 20:18

Why don’t they give them enough sodding ovens