They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

[Halsall]

New thread, peeps

please fire Greg or John - I don’t care which & hire him!!

Gregggg !! FIRE GREGGGGG!!!!!

Well Gregggggggg - I've made you oleander tart with rhubarb leaf wine. And a yew tree compote (ahem).

Am watching The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society tonight

What channel Elderflower - Can I get it on catch-up? (Been away)

I know what you mean @Halsall. Chef Frank was a hero. But then he had Gemma to work with...

I agree - what doesn't kill you makes you stronger - he had too defeat her or die.

I seriously hate Andi Peters, he's such a smug git.

@Schadenfraude It was on Sky Pick. I had to pay to view it. Twas very good and half the Downton Abbey cast is in it!! 😂 😂 😂

Way behind in watching but did anyone see all the dandruff covering Rev's jumper?

I mentioned the Revs Jumper to my OH-seem to remember that from last time he was on....

The Rev is seriously creepy in my book. I loathed him on strictly and prefer not to encounter him (televisually speaking - we don't move in the same circles socially) at all. I'm not a great fan of the Rev Kate Bottomless either.

I think priests should stick to churches.

When is the next episode?

First of the semi finals tonight 8pm. Wonder if the big rugby player (may be Martin Bayfield but can't remember, seems an age since his heat) is in it. He was good, as I recall, and seemed fairly normal compared to some of the fuckwits that have been in this series

Reporting in. I am here tomorrow night too for once. Wee hee.

I'm off for a pre-show wee, and will then be poised for action.

Good evening mastercheffians

Why good evening all

Roast pork belly.....dribble. (in a very good way)

Rotten cat came into the bathroom and jumped onto my shoulder while I was sitting on the toile #scarredforlife

Mmm - I think some people have got easier ingredients than other people . . .

I like pork belly too - wouldn't fancy the hearts and kidneys though

Can I just get this out of the way early please . . .

SHUT UP GREGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

John should not be allowed to give clues

And I’m not convinced by the pepper and cauli veggie dish

We used to have stuffed hearts when I were a lass. They were bloody lovely. I like kidneys too. Mmmmm, offal.

Evening all

DH has just pointed out that AJ from Strictly looks just like wossname - you know - AJ from Strictly . . .

Schadenfreude ouchie my dogs sit outside the bathroom. I think they think I have a secret exit in there. I have started calling them the Privy Council. Fortunately they are too big to jump up on my shoulder while I am actually on the loo.