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They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

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Halsall · 31/08/2018 21:53

New thread, peeps

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Wolfcub · 07/09/2018 21:23

Zoe is incredibly patient. I

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 21:23

Her hair - her hair must be in all of the food - along with spray tan chips and lumps of mascara.

I wouldn't touch Gemma's food

kazzaD66 · 07/09/2018 21:24

Frank is so good at slapping GC down - well, you didn't do much cooking, did you love! Love him.

Halsall · 07/09/2018 21:25

ROAR @ “This is an emergency, evacuate, evacuate!” Don’t worry, you will.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 21:25

Poor little Monty . . . he looks like the Cinderella of the Kitchen,

Kick his arse, Chef Frank

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 21:26

Very true Schaden, poor man is probably having nightmares that she's a regular in his kitchen

honeysucklejasmine · 07/09/2018 21:26

God, Jon and Greg are clearly tasting different dishes to the staff.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 21:27

If Monty and Gemma had just got on with it instead of fancying round . . .

Oooooh Custard!

Halsall · 07/09/2018 21:27

Somebody PLEASE give Chef Frank his own show. Preferably involving him shouting relentlessly at Gemma Collins.

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 07/09/2018 21:27

Don’t worry @Schaden, it’s not REAL hair

honeysucklejasmine · 07/09/2018 21:28

Poor Chef Frank.

Wolfcub · 07/09/2018 21:28

Frank looks like someone’s given him some Valium

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 21:29

You're right honeysuckle - not eating the same dishes

as for taking the kitchen into another dimension- I think Chef Frank found himself in the 9th Circle of Hell.

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 21:29

Christ she's completely fucking delusional

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 21:29

fleas Grin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/09/2018 21:29

Gemma is so full of shite! Does she actually believe what she says?

kazzaD66 · 07/09/2018 21:30

You smashed something GC, just not the food. The woman is delusional.

Wolfcub · 07/09/2018 21:30

Ooo I wonder which two? The competition is so tight it could be anyone’s game

wowfudge · 07/09/2018 21:30

I wonder which two celebs will be going home? Hmm

GrouchyKiwi · 07/09/2018 21:30

Yes, Monty, you're not used to focusing, being a tail-end batsman and a slow bowler.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/09/2018 21:31

Rylan!

Halsall · 07/09/2018 21:31

Mrs Torode. Huh.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 21:31

Gemma's a self-deluded tosser

Monty is a five-year-old in a big hairy body

Get rid of them.

I hope Chef Frank is having nice lie down , and isn't crying too much.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 07/09/2018 21:31

Ooh, bit of nepotism with the judges. Love it!

Elderflower14 · 07/09/2018 21:32

I really hope Monty doesn't do Cauliflower Curry and Possett again!!!