They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

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New thread, peeps

Zoe is incredibly patient. I

Her hair - her hair must be in all of the food - along with spray tan chips and lumps of mascara.

I wouldn't touch Gemma's food

Frank is so good at slapping GC down - well, you didn't do much cooking, did you love! Love him.

ROAR @ “This is an emergency, evacuate, evacuate!” Don’t worry, you will.

Poor little Monty . . . he looks like the Cinderella of the Kitchen,

Kick his arse, Chef Frank

Very true Schaden, poor man is probably having nightmares that she's a regular in his kitchen

God, Jon and Greg are clearly tasting different dishes to the staff.

If Monty and Gemma had just got on with it instead of fancying round . . .

Oooooh Custard!

Somebody PLEASE give Chef Frank his own show. Preferably involving him shouting relentlessly at Gemma Collins.

Don’t worry @Schaden, it’s not REAL hair

Poor Chef Frank.

Frank looks like someone’s given him some Valium

You're right honeysuckle - not eating the same dishes

as for taking the kitchen into another dimension- I think Chef Frank found himself in the 9th Circle of Hell.

Christ she's completely fucking delusional

fleas

Gemma is so full of shite! Does she actually believe what she says?

You smashed something GC, just not the food. The woman is delusional.

Ooo I wonder which two? The competition is so tight it could be anyone’s game

I wonder which two celebs will be going home?

Yes, Monty, you're not used to focusing, being a tail-end batsman and a slow bowler.

Rylan!

Mrs Torode. Huh.

Gemma's a self-deluded tosser

Monty is a five-year-old in a big hairy body

Get rid of them.

I hope Chef Frank is having nice lie down , and isn't crying too much.

Ooh, bit of nepotism with the judges. Love it!

I really hope Monty doesn't do Cauliflower Curry and Possett again!!!