They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

[Halsall]

New thread, peeps

The chef is rude AF, he shouldn’t have agreed to amateurs coming in if he can’t deal with it.

if you want something done ask a lazy person!

Christ they are both fucking useless, it's actually really annoying me!

The HC is going to have a heart attack soon!!!

God they have GOT to boot out this lazy caaaah GC

And the drippy twit Monty

Is Gemma actually counting bits of macaroni or summat?

She is really manipulative

I want to reach into my tv and —punch—shake Monty

he shouldn’t have agreed to amateurs coming in if he can’t deal with it.

He's dealing with it perfectly!

I wish he was allowed to clip them round the ear'ole

OMFG Gemma and Monty are pathetic.

Yes she is Wolfcub, and obviously doesn't give two hoots about anyone but herself, awful woman

Go Frank

Chef Frank would kick the s*it out of Brexit!

Inspired choice for negotiations Halsall

Gemma - how to I put the crumble in the oven? Fuck me! Open the oven door and put it in, you stupid bint!

That rice looks dire

I want to see Frank every week, but I bet he'll never do this again

Now Monty panics!

I think Chef Frank must be fighting to control the Fist of Death!

I would have had that orange cow in the fryer by now.

Chef is losing it.

Ah, bummer, I thought that evacuate bit was going to be a fire in the kitchen. That would have been exciting.

“This is an emergency, evacuate, evacuate!”

Don’t worry, you will.

I'm hiding behind a cushion. let me know when it's safe!

I was thinking that ellenora - he will NEVER, EVER have anyone in his kitchen again . . .

. . . but he will really appreciate his own staff.

Oh my fucking god. Sorry but really. I'm not normally a violent person but for Gemma I'll make an exception.

Are delpheenwaas potatoes meant to be chunky?

Zoe and Stefanie need a medal, and obviously both need to go through.