They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

[Halsall]

New thread, peeps

Love the way they have anonymised the C*intreau . . . no-one will be able to work out which liquor they've used

That last comment hung around for a while so is a tad late.

Is she Halsall? Well, they should have picked a Mrs Wallace, there's enough of them.

God I want to put her head in a blender

Gemma - "Worked hard"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

So Gemma's basically doing the fish she had to do in the restaurant round?

Fuckery

What a lovely smiley face Steph has.

We believe you, greengrocer. You can barely talk, let alone play tennis or rugby

That's cooking. Not pretend cooking like Gemma.

Stephanie is showing her Olympian streak, she’s a mean competitor!

Monty will probably do lemon curry and cauliflower posset, this time, for a change.

I think whoever edited this episode must be pissing themself laughing - Jon and Greggggg being terribly earnest as though all the contestants are equal.

Monty's mam must have written the instructions down for him.

DH "what do you reckon GC is going to do? Fish and chips?"
GC "bass on papiot" slices potatoes

If Monty gets this right, I volunteer to eat Gemma's cooking.

Changed gear? No John but he might actually have turned the ignition key for once

RYLAN!

So - which of these is the unfortunate Mrs Torode?

(Could be worse - at least she doesn't have to snog Gregggggg)

Zoe's curry looks fantastic

Is Rylan an android? He doesn't look human

Lisa

Pink jumper is Mrs Torode (Lisa Faulkener).

Lisa Faulkner, Schaden. Don't think they're actually spliced but they're very much together I understand

Stop whinging wumman!

You'll have cause to whinge when you get Gemma's fish.