They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

[Halsall]

New thread, peeps

This guy needs to take over from Gregg. Please bbc.

Frank! Was ever a man justly named! Be still my beating heart!

Me too, Mrs Tommy - oooh! Now he's chasing Monty up - My (chaffy) hero!

I can describe Frank: more brutally honest than anyone has ever been with these two clowns.

Microplane veteran here. Nothin like a bit of knuckle in yer carrot cake.

Snap schaden

Gemma is a bit annoying but... she’s got a point. Why do they make them waste time peeling so many vegetables??

It's amazing how people like Gemma and Monty can't finish a task, yet except the other person to do it for them.

Favourite chef of all time this chap

We are fuckin’ braced

I've never seen a chef like this in this section.

Uh oh. Reality has hit Chef. Yes, old son, you've let a bunch of rank amateurs into your kitchen. There's going to be a riot.

Great minds Kazza

Spot on grouchy

Brace for a mass leak of sensitive data by British Airways

Oops

If this is how Chef Frank deals with guests, I'll bet he's a monster to work for.

That cheflet didn't look very happy at having to hug Donald Trumpette

@Halsall 😂😂😂

Halsall slightly bad timing for BA

Frank looks about twenty years older than when this started...

So - she's had both of his chefs working for her - what a t* she is! I hope this is reflected in her "score"

I want a go on that slide.
Gemma is a lazy cow. Zoe's face. 😤 She's calm because she's done nowt.

She needs to stop hugging everyone, bloody ridiculous

Lazy fucking fuckers honestly

Donald Trumpette

Of course Gems is cool, calm and collected, Zoe. She's done fuck all work. Making proper chefs do everything for her.

Chef is going to have a coronary

Also can't believe Monty ordering Chef Frank around.

FFS Monty - all you had to do was chop a few cauliflower

And then he has the nerve to tell Chef Frank "I need it NOW - QUICKLY!

I see a punched nose coming on!