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They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

958 replies

Halsall · 31/08/2018 21:53

New thread, peeps

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MrsTommyBanks · 07/09/2018 21:05

@Myimaginarycathasfleas

Gets out smelling salts.

Wolfcub · 07/09/2018 21:05

I’m not used to this because mummy does it all for me

EdWinchester · 07/09/2018 21:05

Gemma's voice and glottal stops are making me murderous.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/09/2018 21:06

I like this Chef. He's a good slave driver.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 07/09/2018 21:06

Stephanie needs a peeler. Gemma’s got one, Steph.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 21:07

Back-breaking! Has she EVER had a real job?

wowfudge · 07/09/2018 21:07

Who is Jon kidding? The editor has made him look even more of a wally ridiculous.

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 21:07

Haha, I bet that chef took great joy in telling John to stop talking Grin

iklboo · 07/09/2018 21:07

I ❤️ this chef

user764329056 · 07/09/2018 21:07

She has no intonation in her voice, all on one awful level

GrouchyKiwi · 07/09/2018 21:07

"You're a nightmare." Grin Get the man a knighthood.

ThursdayLastWeek · 07/09/2018 21:07

This chef is fucking hilarious

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 21:07

Go for it chef! She's a lazy get.

Halsall · 07/09/2018 21:07

Chef tells it like it is. I ❤️ him too.

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ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 21:08

Ah here she's doing my head, she's a bloody pain

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/09/2018 21:08

Ooft, Schade. I pestered dh for one of them microplane graters. Again after soaking the towels dh was threatening to chuck it.
I love this chef. A machine. Fuck me.

wowfudge · 07/09/2018 21:08

Well on that basis, damehoods for many posters on this thread too.

Emzicles · 07/09/2018 21:08

They chose the right chef to deal with this lot!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 21:08

I think this chef should have his own show.

Kitchen Bootcamp sort of stuff

MrsTommyBanks · 07/09/2018 21:09

I need to know that chefs name.

Wolfcub · 07/09/2018 21:09

Wtf monty

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 07/09/2018 21:09

@MrsTommyBanks I think I like an underdog...Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 21:10

Monty is the slowest veg-chopper I've ever seen

kazzaD66 · 07/09/2018 21:10

This chef should have his own show, he's brilliant!

Wolfcub · 07/09/2018 21:10

Frank is a god