They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

[Halsall]

New thread, peeps

Swapped the teams?! I guess fair enough. Maybe they thought the competent ones would throttle the baggage.

Then again I suppose the BA people need food.

I wish she’d stop fucking shouting

Those are NOT Cumberland sausages ffs

I had to turn over when Gemma was using the mandolin - she started with way too much gusto for my liking.

God I love Zoe’s sarcasm

I did end up in A&E eventually Fuckery. After about two hours when it was still bleeding like buggery and every towel and tea towel in the house was soaked in gore, DH (sober as a judge - God bless antibiotics) insisted on taking me.

The bit I cut off has never grown back, so obviously no lizard DNA in my genetic inheritance.

Zoe could be a bloody diplomat.

Another cauliflower and spud curry Monty?

Bit unimaginative

If Gemma kept hugging and touching me like that I'd blow my top

Delphinoise.

I'm out of words.

potato delpinoise! (at least it wasn't dolphinoise)

I ❤️ Zoe

That is all

Posset is the pudding of the series. Because it's easy.
Delphinwaaah potatoes.

Course you can peel 50 potatoes you lazy sod!

A potato peeling machine. Like a knife?

D’ya know, I love Gemma a little bit.

Gemma. You are a disgrace

That chef isn't doing to let her get away with it if he gets his way.

Probably doesn't like having Ooompa Loompas in the kitchen

So Monty is doing yesterday's menu again?
Shades of Keith Allen again....

It's a good job Monty was good at cricket cos he seems a bit sub normal.....

Zoe is great!

Monty looks terrified . . .

'Zoe, you need to hurry up'

WHAAAAAAAAT?

I think I'm going to fall in love with this chef . . .