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They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

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Halsall · 31/08/2018 21:53

New thread, peeps

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ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 20:55

It would have been hilarious to pair up Monty and Gemma Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 07/09/2018 20:55

John and Gregg obviously set a low bar for their judging.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:55

Two identical - and yet completely different chicken dinners

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 07/09/2018 20:55

Great minds Schaden Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:55

Rare? RAW!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:56

Also RAW - so I suppose that's good . . . Hmm

MrsTommyBanks · 07/09/2018 20:56

Lying Gemma.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/09/2018 20:56

Gemma's attitude reminds me of Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect.

THE ORANGE BIT.

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 20:56

Yes the orange bit Gemma ffs

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:56

"The orindje bi'"

Oh Christ!

Wolfcub · 07/09/2018 20:56

Fuck me, yes the orange bit you ridiculous orange individual

Elderflower14 · 07/09/2018 20:56

shadenfraud I once took the top of my finger off with the potato peeler at work. I was on my own and had to ring my mum to come over and patch me up!!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 07/09/2018 20:57

Yes Gems, the orange bit

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/09/2018 20:57

We've all had a mandolin based incident Schade. Or in my case mandolin and vicious grater incidents. A and E was threatened.
What a waste of two lovely steaks.
Orange bit-no fucking adult is that thick.

iklboo · 07/09/2018 20:57

'Just the orange bit'

Would that be cannibalism?

kazzaD66 · 07/09/2018 20:57

Would love to have seen Gemma and Monty paired together - bastard producers bottled that Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:57

The orange bit is actually my favourite part of an egg, if I'm being honest . . .

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 20:57

That's who I was trying to think off Grouchy

Wolfcub · 07/09/2018 20:57

I had a trip to a&e post mandolin minus a good chunk of thumb. The mandolin went in the bin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:58

Iklboo

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/09/2018 20:58

Ooo id love to go in one of those pretend planes.

Wolfcub · 07/09/2018 20:58

Poor Zoe

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Halsall · 07/09/2018 20:59

They're spreading the love with Gemma then Grin

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Butteredparsn1ps · 07/09/2018 20:59

Producers bottled it again

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 20:59

Oh they've switched teams

Zoe is well clued in