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They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

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Halsall · 31/08/2018 21:53

New thread, peeps

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EdWinchester · 07/09/2018 20:48

I hate Gemma. That is all.

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Halsall · 07/09/2018 20:49

Oh my god, Gemma and the mandoline was skirted over suspiciously quickly

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GrouchyKiwi · 07/09/2018 20:49

"I think that's wisest." Me and all, Stef.

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 20:49

The catering challenge is going to be a joke with Monty and Gemma

kazzaD66 · 07/09/2018 20:49

I can't bear Gemma for much longer. Please don't let her through. PLEASE!

shakeyourcaboose · 07/09/2018 20:49

Gemma is just a bloody nightmare!!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:49

Careful with that mandolin, Steph!

I took the top off one of my fingers with one.

(Admittedly it was New Year - early hours of the morning and I was as missed as a pewt, and also shrieking talking to someone in another room and not watching what I was doing, but still . . .

Zoe's face re: corn . . .

Wolfcub · 07/09/2018 20:50

Poor Zoe and Steph!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/09/2018 20:50

Do you not remember Les on Vic and Bob, who was scared of chives.
I'm fucking roaring at Monty. What a dick.

Butteredparsn1ps · 07/09/2018 20:50

Monty & the corn Blush

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:50

Oh gawd alrighty Gemma . . . an animal DIED and look at you . . .

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Halsall · 07/09/2018 20:51

Yes, LOVED Zoe's expression just then! LOL

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MrsTommyBanks · 07/09/2018 20:51
SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:51

Monty's chicken looks terrifying.

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 20:52

I'd say Zoe feels like throttling him

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 07/09/2018 20:52

Oh that purée looks like sick 🤢

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:52

Monty certainly isn't the sharpest knife (or even spoon) in the box, is he?

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Halsall · 07/09/2018 20:53

And what's with Gemma's sulky expression? Doesn't like taking orders, does she? Ha!

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:53

Oh, dear, Monty . . . that looks like cat sick.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/09/2018 20:53

How Zoe and Stef are staying calm is beyond me. I want to punch the other two.

It's a pity this group wasn't mixed with last week's lot.

MrsTommyBanks · 07/09/2018 20:53

That poor chicken

Wolfcub · 07/09/2018 20:53

I’m beginning to see why they partnered the way they did, they were just sharing the thick around evenly

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:53

Cross post fleas

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:54

Gemma's probably devoured ALL of that sauce by now - she'll have to stick some salad cream on or something.

kazzaD66 · 07/09/2018 20:55

Schaden Zoe's corn faceGrin (I'm a bit behind)