They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

[Halsall]

New thread, peeps

I hate Gemma. That is all.

Oh my god, Gemma and the mandoline was skirted over suspiciously quickly

"I think that's wisest." Me and all, Stef.

The catering challenge is going to be a joke with Monty and Gemma

I can't bear Gemma for much longer. Please don't let her through. PLEASE!

Gemma is just a bloody nightmare!!

Careful with that mandolin, Steph!

I took the top off one of my fingers with one.

(Admittedly it was New Year - early hours of the morning and I was as missed as a pewt, and also shrieking talking to someone in another room and not watching what I was doing, but still . . .

Zoe's face re: corn . . .

Poor Zoe and Steph!

Do you not remember Les on Vic and Bob, who was scared of chives.
I'm fucking roaring at Monty. What a dick.

Monty & the corn

Oh gawd alrighty Gemma . . . an animal DIED and look at you . . .

Yes, LOVED Zoe's expression just then! LOL

Monty's chicken looks terrifying.

I'd say Zoe feels like throttling him

Oh that purée looks like sick 🤢

Monty certainly isn't the sharpest knife (or even spoon) in the box, is he?

And what's with Gemma's sulky expression? Doesn't like taking orders, does she? Ha!

Oh, dear, Monty . . . that looks like cat sick.

How Zoe and Stef are staying calm is beyond me. I want to punch the other two.

It's a pity this group wasn't mixed with last week's lot.

That poor chicken

I’m beginning to see why they partnered the way they did, they were just sharing the thick around evenly

Cross post fleas

Gemma's probably devoured ALL of that sauce by now - she'll have to stick some salad cream on or something.

Schaden Zoe's corn face (I'm a bit behind)