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They're Slebs, but can they cook? CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF PT 2

958 replies

Halsall · 31/08/2018 21:53

New thread, peeps

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 07/09/2018 20:41

Palomino even

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 20:41

There you go Halsall

ah poor MrsT sorry to hear that Sad those bugs are awful

Wolfcub · 07/09/2018 20:41

Fuck me she’s dim

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 20:42

It's the blond tail Myimaginary

MrsTommyBanks · 07/09/2018 20:42

Gemma's AFRAID of shallots

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 20:42

Oh christ why is Gemma there

Halsall · 07/09/2018 20:43

Gemma is a total bloody pain

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MrsTommyBanks · 07/09/2018 20:43

@ellenanora5 Thank you x

Wolfcub · 07/09/2018 20:44

Oh god monty I want to be sick

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 20:44

Well that's different Monty

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 07/09/2018 20:44

Monty what have you DONE!!!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/09/2018 20:44

Ive sent over TC from the Sweary thread with a hot toddy for MrsBanks.
Oh my Lordy, this is such a car crash. Wtaf has Monty done?

GrouchyKiwi · 07/09/2018 20:44

That poor breadcrumbed chicken. Monty is hilarious.

MrsTommyBanks · 07/09/2018 20:44

I'm too ill. I need to punch GC

iklboo · 07/09/2018 20:45

I have underwear that's more savvy than Gemma. Why does she lie about what she's doing?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:46

I misread the time. I'm just here and already Gemma and her glottal stops are getting right on my mammary glands

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 20:46

I don't think that's steaming Gemma

kazzaD66 · 07/09/2018 20:47

Is Monty really only 5 years old? Talk about an innocent mummy's boy Shock

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 20:47

Hi Schaden, she's flipping useless

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/09/2018 20:47

Gemma's AFRAID of shallots

They are the scariest of all the Alliums, MrsTommy

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/09/2018 20:47

Oh god, Gemma is fucking delusional.
And Monty...does his mum cook everything for him?

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 07/09/2018 20:48

Can’t look at that mandolin....

MrsTommyBanks · 07/09/2018 20:48

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
You are my new mn crush. Thank you so much.

Bit overwhelmed by the kindness Flowers to all and heartfelt thanks

Butteredparsn1ps · 07/09/2018 20:48

I can't watch the mandolin scenes. I'll be behind the settee.

ellenanora5 · 07/09/2018 20:48

He's no better than Gemma kazza