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My Kitchen Rules Australia: Season 9 (Sky Living) on tonight

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StripySocksAndDocs · 16/07/2018 14:09

at 6.30

Pete, Manu, and Colin too!

The instant and pop up restaurants! The challenges! Cook offs!!

Contestants to love and loath!! And probably a bit of food too...

Do not Google anything

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ALemonyPea · 18/09/2018 19:07

Gutted Henry and Anna went, but think, apart from Twat and the Hat, the other three pairs deserve to be there.

I would eat all of the dishes tonight. Mmmmm

StripySocksAndDocs · 18/09/2018 19:14

Twit really is a twat isn't she. "What is that method" said in a way that suggested less of a curious question, but more isn't she ridiculous.

Yes, I too would eat all dishes tonight. Not mad about either dessert (well thats from the sound, I'll wait to see what they look like).

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StripySocksAndDocs · 18/09/2018 19:20

Should add that I'm very happy to see Karen Martini back. I've a bit of a girl crush, I'm not ashamed to admit.

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GottaGetThisDone · 18/09/2018 19:33

Dear god twit is giving me actual clit rage - such dramatics at everything anyone does Angry wish she would shut.the.fuck.up
Nick and Josh are not working cohesively but then did they ever - i cant remember their instant restaurants lol

StripySocksAndDocs · 18/09/2018 19:53

Have we seen Twit and Hat commenting on the actual food while eating it? Or has it just been Stella and Jazzy?

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youngestisapsycho · 18/09/2018 23:25

I did see them eating the Italian desert.... me and DH whiz thru it all and just watch the dishes being served and eaten! Can’t cope with all the actual cooking drama!

MiddleClassProblem · 19/09/2018 00:57

We’ve saw both of them. Your brain just probably automatically put up the blinkers to protect you but no brain has a force field strong enough to block the wailing out during the cooking bits.

How can they be so annoying even when they’re not cooking or judging?

Stella and Jazzy are funny. I really hope they beat them.

youngestisapsycho · 19/09/2018 10:34

OMG can you imagine the stress levels tonight with Twit?! I really hope Stella & Jazzy pull through and beat them.
I was unsure about last night with Kim and Soung's dessert... i think if each course was individually marked out of 10 they may not have won?

HesterMacaulay · 19/09/2018 11:03

Dear God the stress in those kitchens! But what on earth will it be like tonight?

I was wondering the same as youngestisapsycho. It would be a travesty if the ultimate MKR winners hadn't cooked a decent dessert in the whole competition (that maybe an over statement but right now I can only remember failed desserts from Kim and Suong)

I will have everything crossed for Stella and Jazzey tonight.

MiddleClassProblem · 19/09/2018 11:14

I’m deeply concerned we are heading for a Hat and Twat vs Kim and Suong Final and it will be stress galore!

StripySocksAndDocs · 19/09/2018 19:01

Worried about Stella and Jazzy s dessert.

Doesn't any one else think Pete is weirdly pro Twit and Hat?

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MiddleClassProblem · 19/09/2018 19:09

Worried too. Prawn toast looked good then they shoved all those leaves on top 🤷🏽‍♀️

MiddleClassProblem · 19/09/2018 19:12

Maybe Twat will kill him mid main and Stella and Jazzy will go through on default.

RockingMyFiftiesNot · 19/09/2018 19:17

I think Twat and Hat's menu is stronger. I'm worried that Stella and Jazzy's menu is too simple. It will have to be perfect and the others will need to screw up

StripySocksAndDocs · 19/09/2018 19:17

That's possible. Big fight and her stropping off, would be better. Least Stella and Jazzy would get through on their ability rather than due to criminal intervention.

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MiddleClassProblem · 19/09/2018 19:19

Blender blade through the hat

StripySocksAndDocs · 19/09/2018 19:31

Oooh, inventive.

Salmon stress!!!

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GottaGetThisDone · 19/09/2018 19:34

I don't think I will watch the final if it turns out to be twat & hat versus 'we left our children for this' Angry

StripySocksAndDocs · 19/09/2018 19:35

True.

I may be ok with not being able to watch tomorrow.

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StripySocksAndDocs · 19/09/2018 19:38

Hmmm lime I was saying, Pete is weirdly pro Twit and Hat.

Sweet main? 😐

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StripySocksAndDocs · 19/09/2018 19:38

Lime? Like I said.

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MiddleClassProblem · 19/09/2018 19:43

He is. I love Stella and Jazzy’s attitude

StripySocksAndDocs · 19/09/2018 19:55

Oh for fuck's sake.

Pardon my language. Needed I feel.

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MiddleClassProblem · 19/09/2018 19:57

Oh fuch off, Pete.

They keep saying the Twats can win. So many eps. It’s blatently then who win. I’m angry.

MiddleClassProblem · 19/09/2018 19:57

😂 xpost