Love Island 6

[LarryFreakinStylinson]

As the other thread is almost full!

Nasty nasty nasty!!!

Gagging watching this. imagine being at the end of the line.

I do not like Ellie2

She's not very savvy though. She's basically just told Alex and Wes she's there for Jack so no one is going to choose her to couple up with so she'll be heading straight home.

If she really wanted to get anywhere she would have been better making a full-on play for another boy.

As it is I don't think it'd work anyway, Jack is going to stick with Dani, sage in the knowledge if it goes wrong, Ellie2 will be waiting for him on the outside.

DH back home after a night away-LI ban in the house so I need real detail to keep up!

Jack and Ellie2 dated “on and off” for 2 years, basically whilst he was in between relationships. So clearly he is not that into her as he never made her a proper girlfriend. She was never any more than a fuck buddy.

My daughter's not home till later so we've agreed to watch it on plus 1. I like watching and mn'ing with you lot also, but have resisted the urge to turn LI on. Hope it's a cracker.

Adam is officially over Zara

Love Jack. Love him. I will be so sad if Dani and him don't make it.

Meanwhile Josh can piss off.

Aaron that's what I just said to my daughter, and I think Ellie2 thinks he goes back to her 'cause he likes her more than he does, not just because she's there. I think Ellie2 is massively into Jack, and very disillusioned about how he feels.

Charlie and Alex suit each other

PLEASE stop saying like. Alex. Charlie. All of you. Stop saying LIKE

I quite like this Charlie girl, she needs to stop saying 'like' though.

Alex seems more relaxed with this girl. He's very red again tonight, the factor 30 needs upping.

None of the new lot are nearly as attractive as the existing ones, boys or girls.

Alex strings a sentence together! Woohoo.

Why does Laura always go for these young boys..? I suppose she needs to recouple to stay but...how does she even fancy them. I'm 29 and I just can't possibly find a 22 year old 'hot'

Samira do you know what I mean?

I don’t understand why he doesn’t have factor 50. It explains the tomato chic.

ugh it’s so dull everyone fancying Megan

Oh poor Samira trying to chat that new guy up and all he can talk about is how hit Megan is :-(. At least Megan seems to realise why she's getting so much attention (chairwoman of the do bits society).

Poor Samira

Why does Samira bother with these guys who clearly have no substance whatsoever?

Oh Samira

I love Dani!

Megan just sat there and said fuck all to make Samira feel better.