Love Island 6

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As the other thread is almost full!

Ellie2 still likes jack

Yup and I’m not sure if even Adam can distract her. I think she’s quite emotionally invested.

I’m gonna be honest, having been at a london private school there were a few boys that acted and spoke like male Charlie who also would then pop off to their family villa in the Caribbean or such. Some were putting it on to sound “rough” but others it was just from their back ground.

I think the new guys have all seen Megan’s softporn videos

Placemarking!

Can someone remind me how it works with new couples and getting dumped? So if Georgia sticks with Josh but Josh goes for one of the new girls, do they both get dumped? Because I can see that happening but I want to keep Georgia!

Also Smegan and weasel boy aren’t in a couple, he must know that Laura will pick someone else if she gets chance, meaning he has to couple up with one of the new girls if he wants to stay in, as he doesn’t get to chose to ‘stay’ with Smeg as they’re not officially coupled up?

Last year only ones who would be dumped were the ones that from that chose to stay in their couple but their partner chose someone new. So partner stays on with newbie. So if Josh chose Kaz but Georgia picked Josh she would be going home.

Last year they had the girls choosing first and then the boys walk in with a newbie or alone if they chose to stick with their partner.

I don’t remember if they could choose and old boy/girl other than their partner.

If they can’t then obviously Megan and Wes can’t recouple but that might be irrelevant by then anyway

Dies anyone else wonder if they are screened for sti’s before going into the villa?!

Yep they're all screened for STIs and encouraged to use condoms

Forgot to add that Megan and Adam aren’t in couples anymore so not sure how that works

Did that Savannah say she's 22? Looks older to me. Could be the Crufts entry she's wearing on her head.

Grace's lips, what the hell is in them? Helium?

Loving your work here nicenewdusters, so funny

On a more serious note, It is getting a little uncomfortable watching Samira getting overlooked repeatedly... I think if there was only one black guy in there and he was repeatedly overlooked it would be less acceptable some how and people would be more vocal about it.

Or is it just that this type of young male is almost pre-programmed these days to be attracted to the 'insta' famous look of blonde extensions, fake lips, fake breasts and 'contoured' face.

It's really starting to piss me off that the only kind of looks all these guys seem to go for are the kind that are bought. Every single one of them is into Megan who is the epitome of fake- from her face and her body to her personality and everything in between. Fake boobs, fake lips, fake bum, fake hair colour, fake laugh. I mean what the hell chance has a regular, natural girl got against thousands and thousands of pounds worth of surgery?

I get the feeling Ellie2 is very into Jack and has come in solely to win him back. From how he explained their history I think Jack used her as someone to fill his time in between relationships, I don't think he's genuinely into her, but knows she's into him. And I say that as someone who loves Jack.

It would be nice if Charlie does genuinely like Alex. I'm worried for Georgia, I've never felt like Josh could be trusted, and I think Samira is in a bit of a vulnerable position. None of the new boys are that interested in her, whereas quite a few of the new girls names Sam in their top 3.

So what do we think...

New couples, who will defo recouple

Laura & x
Alex &x
Ellie & x
Adam & x - no way Adams coming out of case amor and not recoupling,

Who will defo not recouple

Jack, danni, Georgia - will probably all stick.

Who might recouple

Josh, Megan, Samira, sam, wes.

I reckon josh will if he can get kazi, but not otherwise, he will stick with Georgia.
Megan I reckon might jump ship, but I think wes might not. Which would be interesting.
Sam and Samira I'm not sure to be honest. Hard to tell with those two.

Alex and Charlie 'look' like they would work, both perfectly normal attractive people with great bodies - just not insta model types. I just hope Alex doesn't dismiss her as not attractive enough!

I like Samira but think she is overlooked because she's not as good looking as the other girls. I don't think it's anything to do with her being black.

I think the boys are really fake looking too. I hate their hairless bodies, waxed eyebrows, false teeth and pumped up muscles. I think it's so unmanly.

I think Samira is better looking than a lot of the others and a lot more natural looking. I guess it's all subjective though.

Samira is beautiful, and imo better looking than at least Laura and Dani.

None of the new boys do it for me at all really. And they all seem so shallow, especially going for Megan and her zero personality.

Samira is properly beautiful but I think she has lost all her confidence

I also think Samira is really pretty, probably one of the naturally prettier girls in there.

I think the difference between her and the other girls is she doesn't put her self out there, she's a shit flirt, and she is very natural. She's not loud, or all thong bikinis. I don't think it's her skin colour either, just she's a bit tomboyish often, she doesn't give off that vibe.

Someone once said to be you can get very attractive people who just aren't sexy and conventionally unattractive peope who are very sexy. Samira falls into the first bracket, she's attractive, but she's not sexy with it.

Does anyone else find Dani a bit fake. The whole 'daaaaaaan to earf' thing? And sometimes she is just a bit OTT when talking in the diary room (or whatever it's called on LI?)

I find her fake in a similar way to her dad actually, it could be the very extreme Essex accent, I don't know, maybe that is just what they are like? I think because Danny Dyer can literally only play one character, which is himself, it sometimes feels like he is acting off camera as well?

I find Dani utterly adorable but I am desperate to go and sort out her eyebrows