Made in Chelsea’s back

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With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

As soon as Sam n habbs started flirting I knew liv would end up flirting with Miles. Yes Melissa is boring but there is no need to say it to her face, it's just rude when the girl has done nothing to liv to deserve it.

Harry is Thrush in human form.

Liv just wants all the attention, it felt a bit cringe watching.

The more I watch MIC the more I get annoyed as it's all so produced, like the liv/Melissa thing, they should film the part where Melissa goes back to her room and talks to Harry about it coz as if she waited til the next afternoon on a water safari before they spoke about it.

..I hope that made sense!

But who will Liv shag if she gets rid of Digby? She's been with Sammy T, Francis, Fred, Myt, and she's snogged Julius, Harry and I maybe wrong but Sam Prince.
She needs to take a break. Let the stocks replenish.

Anyone else pissed off bojo senior keeps appearing? I feel this is a plot to detoxify his son / the tory party, and I don't like it!

Just me seeing political machinations in 'wankers'?

I've decided to borrow the name wren, hope that's OK

Me too linky

Slightly odd that he is spending time with Toff. It can't be for the sparkling and intelligent conversation...

Liv is a nightmare and Digby should dump her immediately. Even stirry Mytt looked like he felt bad for him.

Habbs before Chelsea primping and preening.
The hair absorbed a lot of oil.

Lib and Digby are on holiday together in Portugal right now

GET OUT

How do you know this @rememory

Yes that's right, I saw them together on Binkys instagram story a few days ago.

I don't like how Digby assumes Olivia can't have a thought of her own and that someone else must have planted it there he seems a bit controlling. I had a very controlling ex who became emotionally abusive over time. The way she seems stifled by him and scared to talk about how she feels, the way he shoots down anything she says and makes her feel guilty for not being happy... it rings alarm bells for me

I so want Liv and Digby's to work but:

a) she really does not seem particularly keen

b) Digby seems a bit controlling

Liv says one thing to Digby and the complete opposite to her friends. She seemed happy until someone said she was boring because she isn't acting like it's freshers week every day. Not surprising Digby thinks they are in the same page. I don't think he's controlling. He should dump her and find someone that wants to be in a relationship and she can get back to playing the field. They'd both be much happier.

Instagram.

I dont think Habbs (surely thats not her real name?!) Is that into Sameh.
I find Miles unbearable!!

Handsome James was so shocked that Toff wasn't feeling him.... I would hazard a guess that he is deathly boring 😴

Agree that Diggers should have some self respect and chuck Liv - if she's so easily convinced that they're not right together she clearly doesn't have very strong feelings for him

I hate Liv and Digby being the new warring couple. They’re both awful. He is a JP/Josh hybrid. I hate Liv around Harry too, she’s just as dull with him, she needs to be with Sammy and Mytton having fun and stirring.

Loved how totally inept Francis was at helping Louise.

I'm not sure that Digby is that controlling. He is reacting to Liv's tosh. Controlling lite? He is deluded about the relationship being good though.

I think Liv is being a bit of an arse because she isn't ready for a relationship. She hasn't got the orbs to finish it and will probably keep things ticking till Digby has had enough and HE ends it. Digby will be the bad bastard. Liv can get busy with half of Chelsea and will still be the injured party. And the first bit is probably what she's after.

Why did Liv have no roots when unpacking but was her unkempt rooty self for the rest of the episode? Are my eyes broken?

Hilarious that Miles shoved his Chelsea trotter right in his mouth about the break up!

Are knitted bondage frocks the thing for book launches?

Why is Harry's bird doing her best to look 12?

Next week looks. ahem, interesting. A quick draw Sameh maybe? More Ligby angst - yawn. And Bojopapa. Please God.

No sheldon your eyes did not decieve you. I noticed Liv had no roots at the beginning of the show yet she did later on. That's some seriously rapid regrowth
Liv seems to be allowing everyone around her to tell her who she is and how she feels. Diggers is best off out of it.

Thank goodness for that bluesue

I thought Liv was a bit shitey to ole Diggers. 'They're only your friends because of ME' Naice.

Being so awful your SO chicks you is standard Biscuits behaviour. Liv need to use her orbs and say what SHE thinks.

Chucks not chicks

Yes Liv's roots were as inconsistent as she is in this episode.
Poor Louise turning to renowned bumbler/king of awkward pauses Francis for public speaking advice.
Toff was giddy with relief at having a distraction from James on her date!