Made in Chelsea’s back

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With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

I'm sorry but is it even legal to be this attractive?

All these Made in Chelsea women throw themselves at Alex Mytton, Jamie Laing and Sam Thompson - but am I the only one who fancies THIS guy?

www.instagram.com/p/Bub_Df3Hw0T/

Fuck off Fred. There's a love.

Urrgh. Finding the black pants and ankle socks a bit grim tbh.

Not a fan of try hard. Just take off your top and frolic by a sunny pool if you want a bit of “appreciation”.

OK, well here's someone who doesn't try hard and is always fully dressed - tall, dark, handsome - and allegedly a brilliant business mind:

bit.ly/2tTvqxD

After the recent headlines it's somewhat of a surprise to find that he's at least got an appetite for business.

Or how about blond and quirky? And I'm not talking about Laing:

And here's a controversial contender for attractiveness - Harry Baron, anyone?

NOT the dick he appears to be MIC if you watch his channel:

He's just nice. As is Melissa, not so uncontroversial. I think they're sweet if a bit low energy.

I miss Andy nostrils

Yawn.

report that if you must dear.

Not you scoose x

Andy Jordan and his Nostrils are sweeties. He's a sensitive soul. A couple of weeks ago he was talking about the impact of being in Made in Chelsea, said that when he was on it he didn't even care if he got hit by a bus. :-(

The show wasn't at fault but it seems having a high profile and the kinds of products his management asked him to promote really affected him.

A lot of contradictions in the article because on the one hand he hates the role of 'influencer' and thinks it's crazy that a child would want to grow up to be an Instagrammer, but he is still on Instagram and still taking money to promote products, even if now they are products he believes in. www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47246776

You'll be pleased to know that his nostrils have their OWN Twitter account! twitter.com/andysnostrils?lang=en

If you haven't already heard about this, I know a lot of you are going to be very happy that an old-timer has officially left the show...

I think it's a shame - love him or hate him he was always entertaining.

Given who he is you might think we'd see ANOTHER departure - but apparently NOT!

bit.ly/2O8p06U

Or apparently YES according to The Sun:

www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8627738/made-in-chelseas-louise-thompson-ryan-libbey-quit/

The only thing for certain seems to be that Made in Chelsea is BACK on Monday 25th March.

They’re filming again in my local park. MIC film crew always looks the same. Can’t see who it is though...

It was Miles. Didn’t even see him close up, just heard his braying.

You don't need to watch it on TV then - you can see it live!! I suppose they don't let you get close though?

I wish I lived somewhere glamorous enough to have MiC in my local park! At the very least it's free entertainment!

Have you bumped into cast members over the years? Any gossip?!

I’ve seen Louise and Sam - together. Ryan alone but not long after he started going out with TT, he was stalking through Westfield and he wanted to be recognised. I’ve seen Julius twice on different occasions and Sam Prince. Also Olivia and that bloke she hooked up with just after Digby. Also spoke to Ashley James on the tube once, she was only in it for a bit but was later on Big Brother, she had a really cute dog and we asked if my dd could stroke it, she was very nice, and now of course braying Miles today

Wow - that's a lot of sightings!

I found Ryan a bit domineering during his battle with Liv but had assumed he was a bit more down to earth than most cast members. However given what you've said it kind of makes sense that someone with such a strange obsession with muscles might also possess the look at me gene!

I felt sorry for Ashley when she was on MiC as she didn't do anything wrong, it wasn't her fault Ollie didn't fancy her. She seemed sweet on Celebrity Big Brother. Just a nice straightforward sort of person.

Keep us posted with anymore MiC sightings! Especially Fred please!

I would say yeah it’s nack next week

But seems to be the usual cheating and slagging odd

But course I will watch 😂😂

And will we see tt and jgg get married

MIC is positively dying on its arse.

Can't wait for the obligatory blog about that.

And the irony of talking about a 'look at me' gene...

So, it looks like Sam Thompson is heading in a totally new career direction!

bit.ly/2uqlyeE

Anyone think he shows promise?

And here's who will be returning on Monday 25th March:

bit.ly/2TUpkfN

Includes Jamie Laing, Alex Mytton, Sophie Hermann, Oliver Proudlock, Fredrick Ferrier, Mark Francis Vandelli and Victoria Baker-Harber!

But also lots of new faces because viewing figures for the last season were so high (3rd highest in the show's history) that I guess they think adding new people works.

We shall see.

And to add to the faces we have Sandra Dee yet again

Or so it would seem...

2-1 It is Sam
3-1 It is Ouise
4-1 It is Biscuits
5-1 It is Mytton
6-1 It is Frau Arschloch
7-1 It is Kendoll and The Cat

1,000,00 -1 It is Fred. Only it can't be as his head is so far up his own arse that he only sees logs not blogs.

Odds on favourite? Desperate publicist trying to summon up interest in a dying show so that they can get their bonus by directing people to their blog and podcasts.

Yawn. Better than cocoa and lavender spray.

Excited for 9pm tonight when it all kicks off.

Kind of already has kicked off for Melissa though. Obviously there's been a lot of people raging on social media about her decision to label size 10 as Large for her clothing range.

Bearing in mind the average size of a woman in the UK is size 16 it was never going to be a popular decision... The fear is that it will make a lot of young girls who watch MiC feel that if they're size 10 they're basically overweight.

Anyway, here she is explaining herself: www.heart.co.uk/lifestyle/fashion/made-in-chelsea-melissa-bikini-size-10-large/

That Amelia is a bit strange looking

Is Amelia the one that Miles ghosted? She actually seems like the most likeable out of the newbies. She might be a bit quirky and fun like Toff.

I know it's nice to have a happy match on the show but James and Eliza are not the most charismatic of couples.

Does Jamie look different or am I imagining it?

Christ, Miles’ french woman is quite scary... I’m a little worried for him, the slimy little sleaze

She seems iNTENSE. Miles is in trouble. They're seem like total opposites.

I don't get how she can agree that they shouldn't be in a relationship yet be shocked that he is sleeping with other women. Key to not being in a relationship is that you are not committed to anyone.