Made in Chelsea’s back

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With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

She was beautiful but she's messed about too much with her face and it looks weird now. Tight shiny forehead, cheek fillers that make her eyes look piggy and oddly inflated lips

Such a shame

Her body is banging

Her face is 13.5 tog.

Louise is a beautiful woman.

Am liking Sophie Herman this series. She's also super hot

I like Liv's relationship with her parents. They are a bit cringe but she seems to like it 

Just watching. I was actually in the park and saw that segment with Liv and the new bloke being filmed. She was absolutely draped ALL over him in between filming, literally jumping up into his arms and being carried around by him.

I see controlling Ryan is rearing his head again. TT will soon be paying dearly for liking Liv.

If Habs chooses Sam over the lovely Tris she needs to be sectioned.

Presumably choosing Sam guarantees airtime. I like Habbs though, she deserves so much better, boyfriend and girlfriend wise.

Thruppeny may or may not be controlling but he is pretty astute in his assessment assassination of Liv.

All he had to add was a comment about the shit hair and he'd have had a full house.

Thing is, given how badly the men of Chelsea treat their women it's kind of a relief to see a woman with the upper hand just for a change.
Habbs is LOVELY but exactly how many chances should she give Sammeh?!

And Liv is 23 - who hasn't messed up at that age? For those who haven't read the review, here's one take on the unfolding drama: anidolmind.com/made-in-chelsea-the-one-where-sam-invites-himself-to-habbs-date/

I don't think they have the upper hand at all.

Fine messing up at 23. Not so fine to not have the presence of mind not to do it on the telly.

Habbs is indeed coming across like a wee peach this series but she won't have the upper hand either if she goes back to Sameh.

That looks like the same link you posted above Sedge. Did you mean to post a different link?

And Sameh isn't slippery. He would cling to you like crabs.

And be equally fecking irritating. He makes me scratch myself raw.

I also agreed with everything Thrupenny said about Liv.She's awful.

OK, but if Sam was truly clingy - as opposed to slippery - surely his tongue wouldn't keep slipping into other girls' mouths!? Probably not an image you wanted, sorry!!

Question: Did anyone watch Celebrity Big Brother? I ask because Sam came across REALLY well in it! So, it's confusing to see how badly he's coming across in MiC. What to believe..?!

Yep. Watched BB.

If I recall correctly he was irritating in that too.

Like thrush. REALLY like thrush.

I hear you! But Sam was very popular with the public - he did finish in third place!

OK, new topic - who do you think is the most attractive person on the show? (Past or present)

I'd have to go with Fred - they don't use him enough on the show. Good looking, dryly funny, doesn't take life too seriously. I won't go on...

Whose your favourite, guys?

Sameh had seriously rich chums who could vote repeatedly from San Tropez...

If he is described as slippery then that insinuates he is almost endearing. You know - a little bit whooo, a lttle bit weyyyy.

He's just a lot of bit cock, a lot of bit arsehole. And undercarriages just aint that endearing.

Freddie fingers most attractive? Funny? Erm. Okay then.

I have a feeling you've been on the sherbet dipdab

I need something stronger. You'll be saying Richard Dinan gives you the flutters next!

Ahmoot.

Richard Dinan is a completely different kettle of fish!

Doesn't he sort of present himself as maverick inventor type....

I don't think I can buy what he's selling!

Fred on the other hand comes across as someone with a sense of humour! In the unlikely event you follow him on Twitter, he's pretty funny and random in his comments!

I notice you haven't answered the question!? Come on, if a gun was at your head, and you had to date one of the MiC set, who would it be...?

If a gun was at my head? I'd wait for the bang and oblivion.

Spencer was and will always be my favourite. I love him.

CarolDanvers I'm going to have to ask you why Spencer is your favourite?!

My memories of him on MiC are quite dark!

I adore Frances boulle. It's his dry wit I love not really looks.

Saw him and jamie live a few weeks back. Jamie is much better looking in real life.

I like spencer too. I hated him until he split with Louise but now I really like him and can see how he attracts so many women.

He has a lot of charm but he is a dog on heat too.

He's really funny. He and Jamie were great on the last Celebrity Hunted and then I liked him on Five Star Hotel too. I just think he's hilarious and I actually think he means well but used to get side tracked 😁. He's besotted with his wife and baby and I thought it was so sad about his brother. I just really like him.

I love mytton he's a shit stirrer but I find him
Really funny! I also love mark Francis he is fabulous!