Beautiful bod there Ouise as you romped through the park. It looked as though you had a very unfortunate shadow in the gussetage. And what is with the rinna bottom lip?
Thruppenny has perkier hooters than most of the girls in Chelsea. And me. Though the latter is not hard. If I'd have been jumping in that park, they'd have been walloping off that log.
Which is where Ouise's jumper must have been stored. Unless creased to fuck is the look of the day.
And fuck me if she isn't sporting the same bakerboy cap as the Towie girls. Please god the next 'look' is the sombrero. At least I might find it amusing.
Fairly apt that sticky Vicky has an affinity with cats. Given that she is a stunt double mouth for cat in red dwarf. Loved the puss scaling the Vandelli. Any further up his leg and he would have been claiming it for his next pair of furry drawers.
Sameh aint no warm up. He leaves me cold. And as if by magic he completely lived up to his cunty reputation with his childish protestations when he met Habbs. If the aforementioned sombreros are comedy sized I might be able to slap a bit of sense into Habbs with it. A bakerboy cap will not cut it.
He is only sorry he didn't have you on tap and like most greedy little boys he wants what he cannot have. Wake up and smell the shite coming out of his mouth dear.
As for Ouise blurting out that he had bedded Habbs. Behaviour of a cahnt. Like you weren't often on the walk of shame... How lovely that it was described as full blown. Like quite a lot of Chelsea in the strutting days of yore I should imagine...
Remember how lucky you are in that respect Thruppers. No wonder your pecs are so perky. Any superfluous flab will have been sooked out.
Loved that Digby's 'cords' were all centred round Liv's minge. If she keeps looking off to the side so much, she will forget how to look straight ahead. It doesn't make you look enigmatic love. Just shifty/try hard.
And Liv, tears don't cut it. Own your arseholery. But when it comes to Diggers either shit or get off the pot. He is wetter than the two little tears you squeezed out. He can't cope with your indecision.
Intriguing that sleazy Hal was sticking up for her. Looking after a fellow toxic manipulator. A bloody marvellous toxic manipulator. Ryan is right - the behaviour is not isolated to her having a post break up hump.
All I took from tonight's episode was how much I fancied a mug of Baileys. I am beyond classy. Make that two mugs, One for each hand.