Made in Chelsea’s back

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With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

I've got tights with more going on for them than this lot.

Bored of Ligby. Shit or get off the pot.
Bored of fuckeeyouoverlongtime sadface sameh. Go to Tiff. Don't come back.
Bored of Myles and Emily's flirt game thing already. Weird and nasty.
Bored of Ry-man and Ouise. The engagement pardee will be dull.
Bored of MF.
Bored of the Frau.
Bored of them wheeling out fingers Freddie.

Seriously. Bored.

Will they, won't they?
Ligby. Shabbeh.

Wake me when they decide.

Obligatory fighty dinner pardy next week. At least it won't be so dull.

And please take Liv's parents far, far away. I find their talk a bit grubby when it concerns their daughter. Hinting about foof flutters, blowies? Ew. And in a naice restaurant?

What next? Asking the waitress about a tea cup rim?

Liv is such a hypocrite. Doesn’t want him, doesn’t want anyone else to have him.

Seeing how Louise and Jamie were round Binky make everything else look so fake. That’s what people are like round people they are actually friends with.

Liv really was awful.
I'm not a fan of Ryan but him calling her toxic in the preview was excellent.

Did enjoy Binky coming back and Louise and Jamie's convo. Felt like Rosie should have been there too for the engagement party.

Oh and Louise's mum was terrific, making Liv's parents look all the worse.

DD and I got excited momentarily when Liv was in the hairdressers-finally we thought! She's going to come out with her hair. Looking half decent.
We were again disappointed. And again amazed by her off the hook levels of entitlement. She finished with boring Digby. Why is she so mad that he now seems to be getting half a spark about him and shockingly, 'going out boozing'-the very thing she said she wanted to do when she was with him but couldn't. She is almost as high as Tiff now on my dislike list!

Looking forward to the dinner pardy next week. I wish my ones were half as interesting as the MIC ones.

Finally seen. Yes why is Olivia annoyed digby is going out. She doesn’t want him

Engagement party naff

Tho nice to see binky

Wonder if she will get back with ALEX

I hate that stupid little twat Sameh with every fibre of my being. Who does stuff like that?? So glad Habs told him to leave, I wouldn't have been as polite. He really reminds me of an ex- friend of mine, entitled, thick and just a generally horrible person

I haven't watched it yet but I swear if Sameh came a-courting to me, my fanyana would knit itself shut.

😴

@sheldonesque I genuinely just killed at that and I never lol/spit tea/wake the baby up on MN

Lets try again

@sheldontgetimpaledonthegusset I genuinely just LOLLED at that and I never lol/spit tea/wake the baby up on MN

I really dislike Liv. She is just horrible. And she seemed off her face on something at the dinner party - her eyes were weird! Run for the hills, Diggers, and dont look back!

Aw thank you @catinboots9

I will come round and soothe neighbours/wipe up splutters/settle babe back to sleep for a very reasonable fee...

Only a couple of days left to be avoiding your spiky gusset ladyR

I will then flounce at your feet, arrange my voluminous frock, pick up my embroidery and resume singing Greensleeves. but only during the adverts

Not sure who is more stupid. Digby for shagging liv

Or

Habs who will get back with SAM

Why is tiny tears so desperate to book a wedding date. Literally just engaged

Because Spencer is recently married and TT needs to catch up, pronto!

Did anyone else think that 'Digby' was his surname or a cutesy nickname??

NO it’s his real name

Reminds me of digby the biggest dog in the world

Knit itself shut  😂
Love it and totally agree.

So help me, if I see Sameh's Daily Mail sad face one more time, I shall be purchasing said paper and will be tempted to ram it so far up his arse that he literally will be displaying a Daily Mail sad face.

What an arrogant cock intruding on the Habby Trystan . I say cock. I mean cunt. (sorry for language - there literally is no other word for him) I did like Melissa having a pop at him though.

Habbs thinking the date crashing was a sweet gesture? Nope. It was creepy stalker controlling territory.

If Habbs does a Liv and has him back then she is a tit.

Tits come in pairs. Come on in Digby. You big wet lettuce you. Liv's gonna feck you over quicker than Ouise is gonna kick thruppeny's arse up the aisle.

And I too had high hopes for the Liv barnet after the hairdresser sesh last week. How wrong were we?

Has thruppeny's gob been growing at the same rate as his biceps?

Ligby really aren't the only ones who are drained. Liv needs to take up knitting ...

And next week? Sameh making on he would shit on Habbs again?

Quick - somebody pass me the Daily Mail...

Not sure which is lamer, Ligby or Sabbs. Surely neither Digby nor Habbs could really be that gullible.

Liv and Sameh should get it on again, they would be equal whiny shits.

equally whiny shits

true dat.

OMG this is EXACTLY what I was thinking when I was watching Made in Chelsea on Monday.

I'm no fan of Harry Baron - at all - but it's driving me MAD that he and Harry are on the same level cheating-wise! All this - well if Melissa took back Harry, then why can't Habbs take me back nonsense!

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Who's for calling him Slippery Sammeh from now on?!

Does anyone here think that TT and RyMAN will actually ever make it down the aisle? I can't help but think she will break his heart one day... I don't fully trust her somehow. I think she feeds off male attention and is also a bit of a people-pleaser, so wouldn't wanted to have turned him down? I dunno, just can't see them lasting somehow. Or ever setting a date?!

Have no fears for Ryman, jaffacakemonster - TT will definitely want the amazing lavish wedding!

Any heart breaking will come AFTER that event!

Say what you will about her, but she was absolutely stunning a couple of years ago - a true beauty. I'm surprised she wasn't snapped up by a celeb!

To be honest, I think that’s part of it. His training/nutrition skills help her achieve a level of beauty where she gets the level and kind of attention she likes. So she enjoys the attention he gives her and the attention he helps her attract.