Made in Chelsea’s back

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With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

News of my demise is unfounded.

So you can get back in your box please TT as no-one died and left you chief cow.

Cos you are of course ruddy whiter than white

Not even Vanish Gold can ungrubby you eh misseh?

#teamhabbs even though she was tit enough to go back to sameh and he proves the little brother apple doesn't fall far from the sister tree next week

Sooo feckin tired of Ligby.

And tired of folks' fake eyelashes being more prominent than their noses.

I saw Liv filming in my local park last week. She's super slim, tanned and far more attractive in RL than on TV. She was jumping all over a handsome, muscled bloke in play fighting/I fancy you kind of way. So far, over the past few years, I have seen Ryan, Louise, Sam, Julius, Sam Prince and now Liv. Don't worry I am not a stalky super fan; I just live in an area where they film a lot.

I like Habbs she's quite emotionally intelligent for her age I think.

I do find myself wondering how Little Sammeh T, once the most annoying cast member, who I always fast forwarded through, because one of the leads.

I love Jamie and Mytton, I find them hilarious .

I actually used to like Harry "what a piece" Baron but I actually think he's got potential to be a really controlling wanker of a boyfriend but Melissa is so stupid I can't summon up much care for her.

I though Ryan and TT were horrifically rude and arrogant actually and had I been Diana it's highly likely TT would have been wearing her wine.

Indeed carol

TT was horrifically rude.

I can only imagine someone sucked out her manners to inject all over her face. Beats sooking out fat.

But Livs hair though. I can never get past it. The DD's and I say it every time we see her. Why does she not do something better with her bloody hair??!!!

I can't get past her saying she is 23.

If that was used as an advert for the dangers of a louche lifestyle, we would be seeing many more monks and nuns.

All that money spent on hols and not £40 spent on her hair.

Get thee sen doon Boots pet...

Louise was a mega bitch, I was almost quite impressed!

All delivered while in a matching pink cardigan and Alice band a la Dolores Umbridge. Creepy AF!

Dolores Umbridge that's brilliant and so true.

I couldn't believe it when Liv said she was 23! She looks so much older doesn't she?
I warmed to Habbs in this series too but sure she could do better than Sam.

TT was just annoying, jetting in and doling out opinions.

Just saw on Instagram that Binky and JP have broken up. Can't say I'm surprised.

23 really?! I'd say more like 32 tbh...

I know it’s not real real life but on instagram Binky has seemed like a single Mum, day to day for ages, her mum and Ollie featuring far more often than Josh.

Even with her constant plugging she’s more interesting than most the current women on the show.

Did everyone watch Made in Chelsea Croatia this summer? If not, the next series is on this coming Monday 8th Oct!

In the meantime, here's what a very naked Jamie Laing is up to right now : anidolmind.com/the-naked-truth-about-jamie-laings-private-parts/

Fancy it?! The cheeky swine IS looking rather peachy...

Sad about binky but she only got back with jp as preg so tbh it wasn’t going to work

Looking forward to Monday new series

Tho not sure why. Bring back spenny 😂😂

Still haven’t even finished watching the Croatia series. It was so boring! Might just delete the episodes and hope the new series is better!

Clarabell100 - the last episode of Made in Chelsea Croatia is where it all kicks off...so bear with it if you can!
Habbs turns out to be full of surprises...

Decided just to watch the last episode. Louise and Ryan are arseholes. They just show up and start dishing out opinions. Used to like Louise but no more!

How needy is Harry? Says he’s wants an apology. Gets one. No, not good enough, wants to analyze it to death. Yawn!

@Clarabell100 Please. It's not Ryan.
It's The Ry-Man.

Can't wait for the next season TBH 😹🍾

@catinboots9 hahaha sorry how could I forget!? 😂😂

I don’t doubt I’ll be watching on Monday too!!

I don't know why I watch it. It's addictive.

And I even follow Louise and The Ry-Man on IG and they give me The Rage. I

Yawn.
Sam is a cheat
Digby is a creep
Ollie Locke is a good friend
Melissa is delusional
There were new faces but I couldn't remember them today.

That was super boring.

If Louise and jgg are in USA , then wouldn’t they have thrown out /empties fridge 😂

Love has done her hair again. No roots

Sam is such a dick head. His sad "sorry" face makes me want to put my foot through the screen.

I can't help but love Jamie, he sees the humour in everything and shows it.

Poor old Digby. Liv treated him like dog shit really didn't she? I think her Mum was lovely and kind to him but has probs made him feel much worse and extended the getting over time.

I like the new boy with Habs, Tom is it? He didn't mind asking the awkward questions. Hope he sticks around.

I really loved Emily's reaction to Moany Melissa.

I quite like Emily. She says what she thinks at least. Melissa is such a wet.

It's a lovely trait that Melissa is so trusting but unfortunately it's also very very misjudged

Bruna and Harison could be twins. Bizarre!