Made in Chelsea’s back

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With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

I though Jamie had become amazingly Mumsnet.

I loved his chat with Harry
"so you're saying " I" made your girlfriend unhappy by inviting the girl you got off with in Vegas and lied to, to meet Melissa who you also lied to, whilst pretending it never happened and the girl in Vegas is wrong. And it's MY fault right?"

Go Habbs for standing up for Melissa and calling the piece out. Also for bringing Diane and Sam together (even if that was throwing her in at the deep end immediately after talking about how horrible it was to happen the first time.

Sam's all right but dim, she can do loads better.

Jamie condescendingly giving Melissa her voice at the table was awful even if everything else was correct. I did like him giving it to Harry but it's awful to have Melissa as collateral damage to their feud over his ex (can't remember her name).

Melissa has endowed so much in her doomed relationship because they are living together that she cant see the situation for what it is. Harry is a lying, cheating piece (of shit). I bet her folks hate him.

It seemed so weird to love Habbs last night and agree with Jamie. Habbs clearly hates Harry and how he treats Melissa.

I sometimes feel bad for Sam being cast in the Spence role of utter cad, especially when he’s zero chemistry with either Girl.

Not that I’d wish any girl on Jamie, he and Diana would be a great pair to watch.

Jamie is clearly really chummy with the producers and is in on their little set ups and enjoys it.

I think Habbs has done well there both with how she handled Sam and in her protecting Melissa.
Melissa needs to listen to her!!

Yeah I had a new-found respect for her last night. I can see most of the women on this programme ending up with absolute shits as husbands, but not her!

What was with the awful extras/dancing though?! That was so funny!

@feesh, the extras dancing was awful! I laughed so much!

Yes habbs handled it well

Jamie is a stirring shit but it’s true. The only way to make him confess was to get Diana over

She must have known that what she said would be the cat amongst the pigeons

Is anyone happy in their relationship ?

Like towie. All fight and bitch

Just watched the one from last week.

Harry lied. Admitted it. Got orf with it.

Sam made himself look an arse. Was reluctant to admit it. Seems to be getting orf with it.

FED UP.

Just when you think there can't possibly be any more cocks in the Chelsea up pops Miles.

No. My mistake. He's a cahnt.

And Harry's indignation about being called a lying arsehole?

Melissa - open your eyes. He really is an arsehole. Sorry doesn't cut it. Harry got his own way.

The truth is stingy.

But it is all so dull and I'm still bored and fed up. And Ouise is back sticking up for Sameh arsehole. And Ligby are on shaky ground. Again.

What did Frau Arsxhloch say?

Ah. That's right. SAMEZIES

Harry was so scary flipping everything around on Habbs, isolating Melissa in a your friend are not on your side move.
It was chilling to me and much as I dislike Melissa I hope she sees the light and Harry is booted from the show.

Next week really does look the same, except for Louise’s face which has gone through another —malfunction— —modification— beauty treatment.

TT will always have her Sammys back

Ohhh it's so craaaaap now.
Why do i keep watching this shit?

I really miss the old crew like Spencer, Lucy, Binky etc. The new characters all look about 12.
It crap now but I can't stop watching.

I haven't watched the latest episode yet - and seriously thought about just not bothering - but everyone is out this evening, I've had a manic first week teaching so I may well need some trashy telly to chill me out

Digby is a manipulative shit

I really dislike Louise!

Catinboots I don't see it that way at all. Liv is a spoilt, self-centred arsehole. She has strung him along, binned him on holiday and then got upset at how upset she is cos he loves her more than she loves him and that hard for her. It looks like next series Liv is upset her ex is on a boys night out and she isn't. They weren't well suited.

I think Tiny Tears has forgotten (1) her amnesia night outs with a side shag at the end and (2) Sam is a serial cheater.

Habbs talked to her ex - what a snake he must be to share their convo with someone he doesn't know (Sam). Scarlet letter misogyny.

I kind of liked Louise asking Diana why she was still there. It was so rude but fun. The rest was super obnoxious.

I did like Ryan with Harry though, showed Harry as the pompous arse he is.
Have no idea about the Harry Sam convo apparently Harry shouldn’t have to apologise to Sam for being a sneak but Sam should have to grovel forevermore for retaliating.
Boring.

Liv being mad that Digby is going out is amusing. But given his reluctance to go out and party with Liv lead to their original breakup, it is a blatant fuck you to Liv.

Louise. It’s better to be alone/single then with someone who isn’t right for you

Pot kettle black

She’s never single for long and with wrong men all the time

Did feel tiny bit sorry for sam over Habbs texts

Olivia is mean to digby the wonder dog

@willowpillow follow Louise on IG and you will hate her even more, I guarantee it. (Yes I'm a weirdo)

@TechnicalSergeantGarp yes you are right about Liv. The whole thing's a car crash tbf

Just catching up on last nights.
What has Louise done to her face?
It’s subtle, I’ll give her that. But not good.

@catinboots9 I do follow Louise on Instagram and she's awful.... I used to think she was very pretty until she started messing with her face now she just looks weird, she doesn't need all that work done, she's not even 30 yet.