Made in Chelsea’s back

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With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

Compared to last series?

Jamie old, pale and bald. Samies.

Jamie's latest French bird is getting the strutting from Le Coq. Samies.

Sameh's inability to keep his coq in his pants? Samies.

Liv's pained look when talking to Diggers and managing to speak when only showing her bottom teeth? Samies.

Frau being that much of an arsehole she shouldn't be afraid of Olly's? Samies.

MF and SV stickyvicky commenting from their lofty perch? One's samies.

Habbs looked beautiful. So not quite samies.

Habbs's little face when she got told that Saeh wasn't quite as exclusive as she was? Ah. Samies.

M. SaMeh. Obvs.

Typing skills? Samies.

And I know it was samezies but I'm not posh enough to pull it off.

Next week looks bloody marvellous.

Sheldon

I really did consider NOT watching this series but too late now I am already invested.

I enjoyed it tbh-just watched it on catch up! I just love Harry's little knowing looks-he might as well do an evil laugh in soliloquy to the camera.
Looking forward to this evenings (even if it is making me feel a bit sick as I just got back yesterday from a lovely holiday around Hvar and I want to be back there right now!)

Excellent roundup Sheldon

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Ah - Ouise and thruppeny bit face have put a ring on it.

Spenny. Milly. Not quite the Pippa circle but you did your best for samies.

Read the Daily Mail/OK mag and weep l'il fat Fonz. No more dreaming of another foot frottage in front of Bake Off for you. Just be thankful that the rubbing in method had a ahem happy ending.

It would have been another matter if she was going for the consistency of breadcrumbs.

Well spit roast me sideways in Las Vegas.

Actually don't. Not if it is Sameh and Harry the cad.

Both are taking onanism to extreme levels. And not only is Harry the master of rubbing but he is clinically thick. By all means drop Sameh in it from a great height. Don't hold his hand when you push him over the edge you clot.

Dinner parties sure do bring out the best in people.

Melissy shouldn't have blurted out at the table. She didn't deserve Sameh's revelation either. Harry disappeared for an hour? To a bar hotel that charges by the hour?

Habbs was positively glowing until that bombshell landed. Then her little love light went out.

The only one with a more miserable demeanour is Frau Arschloch. And only ones duller than Frau are Ligby.

Who could have, incidentally, disappeared for the hour this was on and no-one would be arsched.

MF was moving his fingers around SV. Who knew?

Fu*k'in Elle. Miles not that into it? Just about as into it as Elle is into the old pale bald bloke...

Next week. I take no heed of folk that aksed someone something. It is asked. ASKED. You fyling oevr to Crotaia juts to siht sitr is juts contrvied sihte.

Harry's a slimeball liar

I actually hope harry has cheated as he and Melissa are so tedious as a couple.

Looks like Mytton is coming to stir things up for Liv and Diggers again. They all seem to really have it in for that relationship!

Jamie’s girlfriend acts like she’s about 12. Initially I thought he was punching but actually she’s quite annoying.

The only people I’m liking just now are Miles, Ollie and the weird friendship that is Sophie and Victoria. Never thought I’d say that!

Aaaand Harry's first 'what a piece' (accompanied by jerk of his forelock) of the season. I love him. He's an evil genius. Or a total twat but one has to admire how he gets himself in and out of these situations without feeling an ounce of guilt about anything.
Felt a bit sorry for Habs.

I've just seen that daisy from last series I think, is going on ex on the beach as mic didn't show off her personality or something

She looks very different in the publicity shots-'more towie than mic

What a way to earn a living. Setting yourself up for humiliation and misogyny.

As annoying as Emily is, biscuits bringing Harry's piece in is brutal.

Div annoying.

C'mon Mytts let's be having you.

I couldn't abide daisy. She came across as very vacuous.

All the girls look the same to me

Skinny and blonde

Thank gawd we have names on screen

Daisy?

Was that no wee Joe Bugner?

I lose track too blondes - they morph into eachother.

I would stand out. Je suis fat and grey and wrinkly with white chin hair and a bit off a tache between threadings.

I'd probably be hoiked off the Chelsea streets and exhibited in the London Aquarium as an urban walrus.

I too feel for Habbs.

Sam is not a catch my love.

He is as tiresome as something you would catch after 20 snakebites, a kebab and a shot on the town lothario (not Harry) down a soho sidestreet.

And I've no doubt he would make one twice as itchy.

I am loving all the awkward moments and Harry digging himself a bigger and bigger hole.
I do like how Melissa isn't taking his shit too. He is such a liar.
And Jamie is a stirring turd.

I do love the new American girl. She could be like a new Lucy if she steers clear of Sam.

Who remembers Jamie and the magic torch?

Hate to disappoint folks but he has grown up and swapped the torch for a great big magic shit-stirring spoon.

Liv - Opportunity knockers only two personalities per show though.

Diana Made out with a lot of Chelsea.

Mytt's come dine and fight with eachother

Habbs - TOWIA - Not Essex but avoidance.

Sam - Four hundred odd in a bed probably

Digby - Castaway a decade should be long enough

Harry - the biggest loser

Melissa - Orange is the new colour of self tan

Miles - Ex left on the beach and not taken back to Chelsea

Was it just me or was it dull again this week?

I'm glad this thread popped back up to remind me it's back on. I love Harry and need to see his face as he says "what a piece!" today! Going to catch up.

I don't think that Harry is going to say 'what a piece'.

I do think he's going to tell Melissa he almost had a piece next week...

And yes, I think I need to see his face saying that as well!

Agree Jamie’s is a shit stirring shit

Habbs can do better then sam

They are all unfaithful

Just started watching episode 1. No exaggeration, Jamie looks old enough to be his girlfriends Dad!