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eastenders 23 - NO SPOILERS-THIS MEANS NO,NOTHING,ZILCH !!!!!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 10/01/2018 13:32

RIGHT

still no sign of luke

is wb dead,if so i missed that tho someone said josh remarked about it

tiffany back why?

will abby die/be switched off soon

will stacey return with 3 kids and be preg with max's baby ......

will jane and bobby new head return soon

what will ben/jay do with the money, what will phil do when finds out

will karen keep the job and actually have some money

mel looked shit,not shit hot,but shit

course ciara will see the necklace

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The80sweregreat · 12/01/2018 21:17

If that was me i would still be stuck in traffic getting to Dover or get on the wrong ferry. My cab probably wouldnt even show up.
It is becoming a bit like a 1950's comedy caper type film.
Mel's hat was interesting. Didnt even blow off her head on that windy ferry deck, she must have had a hat pin in it.

lottieandmia22 · 12/01/2018 21:19

I knew Mel would be taking to Ciara

Tansilie · 12/01/2018 21:40

Nancy

She's a racist character, that much is evident. I said previously that I was uncomfortable with her "whites from colours" remark.
Fair enough if they want to bring a racist/xenophobic character in, but perhaps don't portray it in such a trivial way.

Akire · 12/01/2018 22:06

Mel thinks He had money so Aiden probable has it back. Why didn’t they just film ferry in dark? Are we supposed believe he stayed in hotel and Mel knew what time he would be leaving in the morning? Of course managing to keep full face of make up.

Noones caring how jay and Donna will pay rent. Still suppose now vacancy for Maz.

Why couldn’t Tiff just decide to come back? She could stayed with uncle Jack or with auntie Sonia they have the room

hotwaterbottler · 12/01/2018 22:20

So it's Friday but Ben's phone said was Wednesday

lottieandmia22 · 13/01/2018 00:17

Uh oh - EE didn't count on the continuity experts 😂

Akire · 13/01/2018 00:24

Should be easy to find out who stole cash. Just ask at shop who bought 50copies of evening post.

Akire · 13/01/2018 00:29

I’m
Over invested but thinking how Karen can make money from laundrette. If each machine dosnt work without cash, then surely it’s £4 for a wash or £6 for a service wash. Then she could just put £4 in machine and keep the rest and just take it out. Not like they can tell what she does for 10h every day.

Wonder who will start dragging stuff there who we haven’t seen. Apart from old Mr Price looking for laundrette the rest of square seemed to have coped ok.

GinnyJumperoo · 13/01/2018 01:25

What in the name of blue fuck is going on?!

Choccywoccyhooha · 13/01/2018 01:36

Yawn, all so blimmin predictable.
No money in the suitcase, Mel working for Ciara, blah blah blah.

The newspapers were probably supposed to be the fictional equivalent of the free Metro, so no one will be traceable from buying 50 copies.

I'm done with the Taylors. We can keep Keanu and Keegan, the rest can go back to where they came from, so what if it has now been demolished, who cares.

Hoping Jay has the money.

So, why has Bianca tried to kill herself and why didn't Tiff go to Aunty Sonia (who's a nurse, did you know), and Uncle Robbie across the square for help? Why hasn't Martin asked Sonia to come and take Tiff? Is Bianca still with Terry? If they don't know where she is why haven't they been in touch with family to say she's missing? Surely if Sonia knew she was at Martin's, which she must do, she would have marched over there and got involved straight away? Sonia normally can't resist sticking her oar in.

Rubbish.

Oh and the trees are the new bins.

Theshipsong · 13/01/2018 01:37

I thought somebody was going to push Ben down the escalator when he stopped right at the top of it.

Where was he when he got off the ferry? Did he just go to the lower deck?

I do not like the turn Karen’s character is taking. I don’t find her funny at all. I had the misfortune of working with someone like her - she could turn on tears and everyone felt sorry for her because of her upbringing and she could switch suddenly to being very nasty all under the guise of being ‘funny’. She was awful to work with and management didn’t seem to realise how awful she was as she could change personality depending on who she was talking to.

After the garage was broken into, you’d imagine Ben might have torn a little hole in the black plastic just to make sure all the money was there. Instead he has gone off with 10K to his name, leaving behind a garage that must be worth twenty times that?!?!?!

GinnyJumperoo · 13/01/2018 01:43

What is the relationship between Bianca and Whitney?

Tansilie · 13/01/2018 02:00

Whitney is like an adopted (not officially) daughter of Bianca's. I don't know exactly but I think Bianca took her in after dating her dad or something.

Why would Sonia get involved? She's only the aunt and Whitney is her sister in her eyes.

contrary13 · 13/01/2018 06:09

Whitney was the daughter of the man who everyone thought/believed to be Tiff's biological father, who - when he died (I think when Tiff was a baby/Bianca was pregnant with her) - stayed with her stepmother. Didn't her "real" mother do a runner, or something, when she was quite young? Which, if I'm remembering rightly, would mean that Whitney thinks/has always thought of Bianca as her actual mum. I don't think Bianca ever had anything to do with raising Ryan, though...?

I remember the scenes when they found out that Tiff was actually Ricky's daughter/Liam's full sister, and that she and Whitney aren't biologically related in any way at all - there was lots of crying and declarations of "you'll always be my sister...!" from Whitney to a then very young Tiff. So yes; it is more probable that, if Tiff's in trouble, she'd turn to her big sister instead of her Aunty (whom she's probably not spent a lot of time around, all things being considered... I actually had to be reminded last night that Tiff and Bex are cousins and Martin was - maybe still is - her uncle whilst she was growing up!).

As for the missing money... I reckon someone's going to find it in Abi's room and Voila!, Max suddenly has enough to cover the legal costs of that medical negligence solicitor!

youarenotkiddingme · 13/01/2018 06:59

I was going to suggest Max had money and covered legal costs!

troodiedoo · 13/01/2018 07:06

The racist and the Muslim will become best friends Hmm just awful.

Similar story line years ago with Jim and Patrick, but that was beautifully done.

woodhill · 13/01/2018 08:50

What happened to Woody btw. I thought he was marrying Witney.

I'm quite surprised at Karen's blatant racist behaviour. Seems out of character

nancy75 · 13/01/2018 08:57

Woody stood Twitney up at the tube station, he went off to run a bar in Spain.

southeastdweller · 13/01/2018 09:34

I can believe Karen has a racist side but the comedic tone is totally wrong. I remember a few years ago when Jay was being racist to Patrick and that was done so much better.

The80sweregreat · 13/01/2018 09:42

I cringed at the Mas/ Karen conversations about race etc. Keegan is mixed race - I thought she would be much more tolerant.
It’s not been done very well at all, but not surprised. I thought the new producer might improve things not make it worse! I hope Jay has the money but the way it’s going mick probably has it or Vincent.

SoupDragon · 13/01/2018 09:45

I think the scenes between Mas and Karen were honest actually, and both gave as good as they got. Karen comes across as someone who is parroting stuff from the Daily Mail without actually really believing it deep down. She comes round too quickly to be genuinely racist. She clearly has prejudices but they seem easy to break down.

southeastdweller · 13/01/2018 09:55

I think Karen is one of those uneducated people who thinks that because they have a mixed race child/black friends/black partner etc then that justifies their own racist behaviour. It's just the way they're doing it here for amusement that feels off.

The80sweregreat · 13/01/2018 09:55

Why are the spams ( Joyce and ted) still in it? When is she going to do her community service in a high vis? They would be gone under our new ‘rewrite’ plans. ( she did get community service didn’t she?) maybe they have the big bag of cash.

Susiesoap7 · 13/01/2018 09:57

Having watched it for years, I've just given up, it's absolute rubbish these days

Blondeshavemorefun · 13/01/2018 10:00

so much to discuss

first of all janes call,ians has been going mad trying to get hold of her yet she calls and he ignores for an ex ex Hmm

i didnt understand the bundles of cash in suitcase then exchanged for wrapped in black plastic

did ben wrap it

and who has it now?

bless karen having a job,tho how did she pay for her boss apron and the food,not economy brands

did love the bacon/muslim joke

why doesnt masood live in his own house with aunty who i said previously is too old to foster

plus

i would have given the girl a right bollocking for running away

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