eastenders 23 - NO SPOILERS-THIS MEANS NO,NOTHING,ZILCH !!!!!!!

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RIGHT

still no sign of luke

is wb dead,if so i missed that tho someone said josh remarked about it

tiffany back why?

will abby die/be switched off soon

will stacey return with 3 kids and be preg with max's baby ......

will jane and bobby new head return soon

what will ben/jay do with the money, what will phil do when finds out

will karen keep the job and actually have some money

mel looked shit,not shit hot,but shit

course ciara will see the necklace

Yeah good on Martin. He didn’t deserve any of it and she thinks She can just tell him to leave the house cheeky cow! I’m glad everyone knows too !

Stacey is deluded

She went off plus he's probably financing the house not her

Bloody ridiculous, they were happy a few weeks ago.

I missed tonight's and wasn't going to bother watching it on catch up, but I'm intrigued! Nuchelle (wearing her Rodders mac I trust?) is back? And Phil and Shazza? And Stacey? And Martyn chucked the latter aat of 'is 'ouse? What about Mick? Did I miss him too? Where have they all been?

Complete shambles. The whole Stacey and Martin storyline is ridiculous, where are they going with it? Custody and housing battle?

Wondering if they're going to play out the Martin and Stacey thing realistically or not. DP's ex did exactly that to him - cheated, broke his heart, disappeared then came back a week later and told him to leave. He tried to keep DSD with him and put the ex out. Ex called police, DP arrested, ex prevented all contact with DSD and DP had to fight in court for 4 years for access, by which time DSD called another man Daddy and had that man's surname. But I suppose that wouldn't be interesting to watch. I'm sure Martin and Stacey will be back to normal in a few weeks.

Mick coming back all gangster and kissing the Queen Vic bust!

Nuchelle talking about babysitting Denny and Lou as if she never disappeared to Oz for weeks.

The blonde pitball.

Mick squaring up to Aidan.

Sausage off to Manchester.

Phil and Jay off to find Ben.

Martin throwing Stacey out. Well that was actually the only realistic part of tonight's whole half hour episode 🙈

So Mick's back as well?

Unfortunately I don't think martin stands a chance. Two of the children are not his, his eldest is not a dependent and his youngest is practically a newborn. Martin will be living at Ian's by the end of the week I'm guessing. Kush and carmel hardly seen bothered that stacey dissappeared with kush's boy.

So yet again mick is lying to Linda saying he has the money to save the pub when he doesn’t. This storyline is going around in circles.

Mel isn’t really a pitbull is she?! It’s an odd description to use. She’s hardly been persistent in her searching for the cash. A quick chat with billy and a half hearted search of Ben’s room..?

I don’t see how Jay dropping the enormous clue of “a blond woman” would give phil any idea who he was on about? She’s not been in it for years and years how would he know?

Can’t see Kush and Carmel letting Arthur stay there with all that going on. Statcey is breast feeding so that’s not going work either.

Also be intesting see if Martin lets Whit n Tiff stay, and who’s side they will take in all of this.

It just get more stupid every week.
I need to hire some muscle to find my missing loot, I know I’ll phone a middle aged woman, who needs a big muscley man when you can have Mel & her silly hat?
From tonight we can deduce that none of the gang have the money as they were all in hiding when it was stolen from Ben (apart from Keanu who was looked in his bedroom) so who’s left? My money is still on Jay

As for Stacey & Martin, so boringly predictable. She is & has always been an absolute cow, all of her fuck ups are always someone else’s fault.

Akire Billy mentioned Mel was back to Phil so assume he puts two and two together.

Unfortunately it's quite common for the person who has cheated to deflect blame so they do t have to feel self loathing. Martin may have a chance if her MH goes down hill due to this.

He did seem abut physically violent though I thought he was going to slap her.

Akire when Jay talked about the blonde woman, Billy had already told Phil that Mel is back.

Ha ha ha, Nuchelle was there all along to look after the cupboard children – how silly of us to assume she was still in Oz!

I've never heard the words 'costume jewellery' as often in a row as I have these last few days!
'Hey everyone, look, Ben gave me this nice bit of COSTUME JEWELLERY!'

The80s, looks like Tiff will make HalfWhit happen, high noon in McClunky's!

Notanother cross post!

Thanks i must nipped to loo at a vital point. If nobody has a clue where money is how on earth will they find out?

Don’t think it’s jay. He had nothing to stay for, if he had half million or whatever it is. He and Ben could gone Spain and be set up for life. They couldn’t stay and spend it and not have anyone notice.

I was adjusting my online grocery shopping order while watching, I missed any mention of Nuchelle. Though I did see and cringe at Mick's entrance into the pub, and that wink he did!

Caught up on Friday's episode yesterday, agree it was well done.

THE only Nuchelle thing to miss was Phil and Sharon arriving back in the kitchen and she was standing there. With how were the kids comment. Implying low and behold she was actually there the whole time even though not been In shop pub market or visiting Martin on his Hour of need.

I've just realised that Tamzin Outhewaite was the new one in New Tricks when I stopped watching that as well.

Maybe Donna has the cash? She was looking thru Abbie's stuff (where Ben had hidden it) just before he left, maybe she found it (I realise donnas not the thieving type but not much else makes sense at the moment does it) and swapped it for fake cash?

The whole criminal gang thing is just laughable - they have to be the worst robbers ever!

the whole stoke cash is going end up like Twin peaks (shows my age) they going make us wait for months and months then by the end no one will remember what happened at the start.

That seems a likely prediction!

Apart from the silly gangster Mick and the whole robbery nonsense, I thought it felt a lot more like the old EE tonight.