eastenders 23 - NO SPOILERS-THIS MEANS NO,NOTHING,ZILCH !!!!!!!

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RIGHT

still no sign of luke

is wb dead,if so i missed that tho someone said josh remarked about it

tiffany back why?

will abby die/be switched off soon

will stacey return with 3 kids and be preg with max's baby ......

will jane and bobby new head return soon

what will ben/jay do with the money, what will phil do when finds out

will karen keep the job and actually have some money

mel looked shit,not shit hot,but shit

course ciara will see the necklace

I have given up watching.

Still reading the thread though! I gather the scriptwriters are now a infinite amount of monkeys bashing away on an infinite amount of typewriters, early stages.

The Carters were told the 3rd jan, then Mick was shot and L cancelled the moving van - then ( Johnny i think?) told them they had a bit more time to find the money, then it all went quiet and they decided to take on Mas and give him the out of date crisps. As you would.
james may well be dead, but Hugo and the other business partners will still want his money i suppose. unless Mick is given his share from the person with all the loot! i hope Keanu gets his cut as well, although he doesnt seem that worried.

Liney, last night had Max shouting at the Doctor and telling him he was going to fund raise 2 million to take Abi to America to ' get her better' - lauren accused him of killing her.
Mel is playing detective as Ciara has some kind of hold over her and is trying to track down the missing money for her.
Shirley and Linda interviewed Mas for a job and he has told Auntie and
Uncle that he has a job ' in an estate agents' because you can lie when you work less than five minutes away and they would never see you anywhere near the pub would they? why they want to take him on when they might have to move is another mystery for the ' mystery that is Eastenders' list. Mick is still not back, but Linda is. Shirley was funny though, her surly act is amusing.
For some reason, even Masood doesnt even understand, they have asked him for rent to live in a house that he owns? its all gone very weird and the whole 'why is Tiff here and what is her problem' is already annoying me.

I was gutted when tiff didn't get hit.
I had it in my mind that Frank Butcher was going to get out the car.

I'm sure he faked his death in Spain then Peggy found him alive so it's possible.

It should be renamed 'The Shirley Show' and she spends 30 minutes snapping and shouting at people sarcastically from behind the bar.

Maybe the one or two last decent writers could vent their frustration at the characters and plots they're being asked to 'develop' before they get sacked for not being derivative 'edgy' enough.

Mock is presumably still 'on the run' obvs from no one as Ciara is chasing Ben for the money (who doesn't have it even though he thought he did) via Mel who is doing it as ciara presumably is holding Mel's son (hunter - great name ) to ransom for reasons we don't know, don't care about, and will probably never find out about anyway as it'll probably fall into the black hole where all plots go currently. Aidan will clearly have the cash as he did some clever triple crossing thing which was conveniently off camera. Not spoilers just my guessing btw.

The tiff story is ridiculous- why does whit threaten to go to Milton Keynes to find out what's going on? Oh if only there was an invention that could, say, allow you to talk to someone in another place, just like they were standing next to you? Oh wait ........ also why is she sleeping on the sofa? Surely lily has a bed that's currently empty? Why is Bianca not looking for her?

I'm guessing that all previous cast member were sent a round robin email saying SHOW IN CRISIS - STOP - DOES ANYONE WANT TO COME BACK - STOP. Tiffany actress Probably smarting slightly from pop career launch not going very well replies straight away. And massood too.

Max - doing a crowdfunding page to raise 2 million - errrrrrr riiiiight then, should have that by the weekend I'd say

Lauren - broken pelvis to laying on the sofa, then beaming up in the hospital on crutches

It is all beyond ridiculous

I was actually laughing at Max shouting at the doctor at the end. It was pathetic. "I'm gonna dig up some dirt on you". He is such a weedy little man, they really need to bring this storyline to an end now. It's been dragged out long enough.

Has Abi's baby got a name. If not who will name it?

Yes Phil. Must check auto spell 😂😂😂

Mas. I don’t get why he would pay rent to his aunt to live in own house. No one would seriously agree to that

He has a house

Tiff scenes stupid - Obv bianca didn’t try and kill herself but not sure what the big secret was

Not sure how Ciara and MEL know each other

Who is hunter ?

I think they got the pub back as fi said to uncle Hugo to leave things or she would spill the gossip on their dealings

Wonder where fi is now

And Luke?

And did you see MEL look at Kathy’s necklace

And MEL needed her nails doing when writing the list

I'm still reeling from "I'll crowd fund two million" 😂😂😂 good grief.

Also Mas you have a big house within walking distance of a tube station in East London. Probably worth a few bob? (Yes I am watching homes under the hammer )

2 million is a huge amount Max has clearly lost the plot!

The crowdfunding is EE trying to be down with the kids. Bloody awful.

Did you notice the instagram reference too? Cringe

Made me have a flashback to when Lauren was extolling the virtues of coffee shops. How anyone is doing dry January and watching this bullshit sober I don't know!
off to get wine for tonight

I don't even like wine, but I agree in this case it is needed (by the bucket load)

"It should be renamed 'The Shirley Show' and she spends 30 minutes snapping and shouting at people sarcastically from behind the bar."

We don't see enough of Shirley do we.

I'm puzzling over Mas agreeing to pay rent. They must mean they want a reduction in what they're paying Mas?

WTF is Masood doing in Silent Witness????

Masood has agreed to a contract of a few split shifts at min wage and 5 packet of crisps ( out of date ones) and two orange juices.
That will pay the rent and the bills! He could sell up,but it seems that Auntie and Uncle and Daisy ( the new foster child) have their feet under the table there - where they have come from and why hasnt been explained, or maybe it was and i fell asleep.
Who will move in with Donna and Jay? - 2 lots of rent money down is a lot of extra to find when neither have fantastic jobs.

Shirley has the best lines of any of the current characters - she is so scary. I couldn't work for her, i would be quaking in my boots.

I think Halfway will move in with Jay and Donna.

South. I guess so! If Stacey appears with her many children, Whitney and Tiffany may need somewhere too? Im sure Whitney ‘s t shirt designs will pay the bills for both of them

Apart from Bex, Hope is the only biological child of Martin’s. Esp as she is still a newborn,you’d think he might wasn’t to see her regularly but no, he is just a bit down in the dumps but isn’t making any effort at all to see her!

Martin doesnt seem too bothered that his wife and children have been gone for a while now and Whitney and Tiffany seem to be taking over the house!
People going 'missing' seems to be a bit of a theme lately.

Yes where are letters from school now she missed two weeks? Not mention aruthur could be ill at any time.

While I agree nothing serious is happening with Tiff why wouldn’t anyone contact whit Martin or Sonia? Is she supposed to be in a school resident and bunked off!

They are not worried about school in EE obviously! Lily can take time off whenever she likes.Different rules in Walford!

So Martin's suddenly not bovvered about Arfur, and neither's Kush? Or Carmel? After all that fuss and hysteria previously? That's a new low even for EE.

Yeah Carmel only wants to see Arthur if he is on her doorstep it seems. Get on a train or bus to see him. Nah!