EASTENDERS 22 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So I was right. Abby is brain dead. What will happen to baby? Will they switch off machine?

Leave her in a coma for 13w and cs

or cs now and then turn off machine

Would TANYA seriously take off when both daughters in hospital

Why hasn’t lauren mentioned josh

Why havnt we seen Luke tied up

Why did fi give cafe to Kathy for £1 yet the pub for £150k

Obv the heist was for £150 so mick will do that

And if they sold for £150 what did they do with he other £100k after dog op and paying credit cards off and roof leak

Will JANE be back soon?

And bobby new head

Will wb die nye

And will kandice move to the square

Man's medical Lawyer looks like Woody Allen. Just putting it out there.

Kim

Oh for heavens sake do your research EE, every undertaker in the country has a 24 hour contact number and would never tell anyone to "come back tomorrow"

Honey really is dim, as if anyone wants to arrange a funeral in the pub ffs

So wildly inappropriate with the dead.

Please don't tell me Ciara is going to drive straight to the churchyard!! Of course, there's only one church in the east end!

This is just awful - far to graphic and inappropriate for pre 8pm!

I agree, it is pretty graphic.
Ds is 13 and he keeps covering his eyes and ears!

What a weird ending.

EH? What was in the coffin?

Where has Sausage been? I didn’t even notice he’d gone somewhere

Sausage has a degree in sods law

So where's the money now?

Ewwwwww... sitting on the floor in a public toilet? Really?

Keanu’s friend was attacked by a zombie? I can’t cope with this crap anymore

It was written by Kim Revill.

Googling now. This shit is the end of EE.

What on earth??? Who called the police? And for what? No-one even knows they're there.

Why shout "run!" and they all just leg it. Bizarre.

Aiden's clearly stitched them all up and Phil's the only one who's seen through him. Good grief let this storyline end quickly please.

Well that was a waste of half an hour

Her cached Twitter description says 'feminist' - but the account has gone and I see nothing feminist in the writing of that episode.

'Strong female roles' (á la Red Rock) do not equate to feminism.

As with all the crappy male writers and producers lately, I'd say that this writer is parodying the show to get industry irony brownie points.

Trouble is, the audience spotted it. And we pay the fees.

I don't know how much more rubbish I can take!

Hi everyone, I need to join you because I am sitting here on my own shouting, what, what, what.

What has happened to EE, I've watched it since the first episode and yes, obviously it's been far fetched at times but it's gone beyond that now!

Is it a plot to get us all to turn off so they can cancel it, or did someone actually sit there and think wow yes, this is great.

Going to wander off now and read up on Emmerdale, might have to start watching that again. 😭

Welcome to the madness thedishonestcoffeetable

They will axe it when they lose all the viewers.
We'll have to start our own thread and chat about the weather instead. Even ive lost hope.

Hello @dish. I was just thinking I've watched through some duff periods but this takes the biscuit.

Interesting point, maybe they are trying to kill it off. They (BBC) seem determined to compete with Netflix which is impossible and ridiculous.

They can't get away with a community revolving around a pub for much longer though. Maybe soaps have had their day?

I guess after a few decades they've used most storylines. Even with changing world and changing issues there must only be so much you can do?

Even the great bus crash of 2017 was better than this! I ripped that apart, but that was oscar winning material compared to the last few episodes.