EASTENDERS 22 - NO SPOILERS

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So I was right. Abby is brain dead. What will happen to baby? Will they switch off machine?

Leave her in a coma for 13w and cs

or cs now and then turn off machine

Would TANYA seriously take off when both daughters in hospital

Why hasn’t lauren mentioned josh

Why havnt we seen Luke tied up

Why did fi give cafe to Kathy for £1 yet the pub for £150k

Obv the heist was for £150 so mick will do that

And if they sold for £150 what did they do with he other £100k after dog op and paying credit cards off and roof leak

Will JANE be back soon?

And bobby new head

Will wb die nye

And will kandice move to the square

Yes i think the sexual references are getting a bit much for half 7 at night

It has gone a bit carry on enders we just need somebody to say ooo matron and we are there 😂

Arrietty.....I feel your pain. I slipped over in muddy field and landed on hip. Broke my wrist and tore ligaments in my groin with huge black bruising. That was 7 weeks ago and still hobbling about. Lauren would not be allowed to put weight on her legs for 12 weeks. Abi's face would be one huge bruise. Perhaps their injuries are part of the new image of EE as a Carry On caper with play violence like Tom and Jerry.

Ian donking Max on the head with a frying pan was classic Tom and Jerry.
It's also odd that we keep getting long lingering close up shots of Abi's pink nails in all her scenes.

Abi is having her nails done on the NHS! someone needs to know about this new service.

Either that or EE are trying some subtle product placement sponsored by Rimmel long wear chip free whatever you're doing nail varnish.

Fell off a roof recently? no worries, our ' long lasting, no chip nail varnish is always there for you' - every day.

Te He It is amazingly chip free after all that's happened.

Masood's auntie really annoyed me. "Eat this concoction, it's got turmeric in it, it will make you better. I've got some antibiotics somewhere. If all else fails take 2 paracetamol". Really, who makes up this stuff. A nine year old could write a better script than this.

Have completely lost the thread of Aiden and his floozy. Why did he rob her house?

Oh, and another thing, Mrs Spam was holding 2 largish boxes as presents for her grandchildren yet all Bernie and Keegan were holding was a book and a yo yo.

Totally agree about the body falling.

It was very graphic for time of day despite them doing a terrible job of making it look human!

I'm not sure what it is they are trying to bring to the programme but it's failing!

They'd have her nail polish off in hospital, wouldn't they? I've always been made to take mine off because of the clippy-on-your-finger thing and for visuals while under anaesthetic.

I was surprised when Abi's doctors were doing the important medical tests for brain function. I thought it would involve complex machines to detect brain activity but just involved squirting ice cold water in her ear and seeing if she flinched. I didn't expect that.

I guess we have to assume they have already put Abi through other tests or done an MRI - or something - when she was first in there on xmas day. ' its okay, the nail varnish survived' - wipes brow.
The rest of her isnt in such a good shape, sad to say.

Her nails look like acrylic extensions. It'll take some doing to get those fuckers off I can tell you - they'll need filing off with a drill.

I had to soak all my gels off for a recent op. In the meantime maybe they are getting her vitals some other way? On a toe???

Oh I'm an existing EE poster BTW, namechanged.

Fell off a roof recently? no worries, our ' long lasting, no chip nail varnish is always there for you'

I love this

Wouldn't grandma dot have rushed back to see her as well

I forget that Dot is Lauren and Abi's step nan.
poor Abi, only dad fighting her corner. its not as if they were that close either.
oh well, have to see what tonight fetches - will they get any money at all or will Billy be strung up from the nearest tree?
I almost feel sorry for him, then i remembered he cheated on Honey and covered up for Tina running Janet over the other month, so maybe not. Janet must be fine though as we havent seen her around..

Tanya missing
Cora missing
Stacey missing
Luke missing
Fi missing
JWB dead?
Martin not trying to find his kids or bipolar wife
Dot still AWOL (and no-one's phoned her to tell her that her granddaughter is on death's door)
Distasteful coffin scene
Cheap innuendo
Halfwitted employment of halfwit
Kim keeping her miscarriage a secret
Max paying for a lawyer - how?
Linda's personality transplant
Packing a gunshot wound then stitching it up + 2 paracetamol
The big non-eviction

It's all gone mad!!!!!!

Oh and forgot to mention the weird appearance and then disappearance of Karen's sister Kandice

I'm beginning to think they didn't know how serious Abi was injured - because they are telling everyone now!

I’m 5 mi jets behind, which means Ive watched 4 minutes & it’s already shite

Is Ian actually going to talk to Max about Abi, when he tried to garrotte him with some Christmas lights about a week ago? Excuse my language but this soap is completely fucked

Sonia moved on from super nursing to bereavement counciling? She really is a 1 stop shop when it comes accidents & emergencies

Oh maybe Max was saying yy they are fine all is fine Finnnee

Since when do lawyers hold meetings in a car parked in a hospital car park?