EASTENDERS 22 - NO SPOILERS

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So I was right. Abby is brain dead. What will happen to baby? Will they switch off machine?

Leave her in a coma for 13w and cs

or cs now and then turn off machine

Would TANYA seriously take off when both daughters in hospital

Why hasn’t lauren mentioned josh

Why havnt we seen Luke tied up

Why did fi give cafe to Kathy for £1 yet the pub for £150k

Obv the heist was for £150 so mick will do that

And if they sold for £150 what did they do with he other £100k after dog op and paying credit cards off and roof leak

Will JANE be back soon?

And bobby new head

Will wb die nye

And will kandice move to the square

I'm actually dissaponted there's an episode on tonight

Love 'HalfWhit' and 'School of Hissing'

Flitting between emotive well done scenes - Abi and Lauren, Martin's speech to Stacey - and confusing, nonsensical slapstick - Weyland and the heist. Not forgetting the umpteen plot holes.

Did anyone else think the policeman did as he was told when Ciara said it was a training exercise - eg he's in her pocket, knows her etc. It didn't strike me as likely he'd just take her at her word without looking into it further.

The police looking through the windows at the Vic without hearing Mick yelling was farcical.

What would it take for Linda to ban someone from the pub?

Kissed my husband and mooned after him for months - move back in, get your job back and help out with the renewal of our wedding vows.

Shot my husband - come in and then help us out behind the bar especially when you're shit at it.

I’m still confused about the whole Auden or JB robbery. If it was a real robbery he was hardly going to use Vincent ( a police informer) and Keanu ( a naive young lad) and Mick

The Tanya thing is really annoying me. Max was lying to Lauren about the seriousness of Abi's condition, but why would Tanya have not have told Lauren the truth about Abi?

They could easily make it seem like Tanya is still very much around without her actually appearing on screen. Would she go along with this legal appeal process? Seems doubtful.

The lack of Tanya is annoying me too her child is dying her child had an Emergency section blah de blah and not a peep about Tanya

Yes, the Mysterious Missing Mum is pretty insulting really. As if.

They could have filmed more tanya scenes and just slotted them in if Jo joyner couldn't do it.

Which suggests they were barely planned, let alone written.

Total crap.

Ah. I definitely stand by my previous post about Billy accidentally burning the loot then!

What’s the story with the Spams & their kids? Why don’t any of them visit?

Think one is in Oz? Not sure how many they have?

Lauren is alive with a scratched face and abi is brain dead without a mark to her face

The presents were for one that had a broken down car, so must live reasonably close by.

Oh look Jay & Ben suddenly remember they know Abi

I do love Shirley

This halfway guy is really irritating me.

There isn't clearly a big back story to Pam and Ted that the writers haven't got to yet. It might be a blessed relief after all this nonsense!

Jay got over Phil’s whopper of a lie quite quickly, considering it ripped his whole world apart

Oh for goodness sake. This is becoming a B-list Only Fools and Horses.

That jay and Ben scene looked rather hastily put together

It's soooooo wrong but I did laugh at the coffinside scene! Looked like Steve Mc was struggling not to giggle too

I don’t understand how they are off to do a payout at the undertakers when the robbery failed?

What a surprise, couldn’t have written it worse myself

Very Only Fools and Horses

A couple of them got some of the stuff out of the white van while Mck was on the floor.