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EASTENDERS 20 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 01/11/2017 15:28

when will max's plan/wb come to halt

will the carters find £60k , well £55k in 6w

or will sausage use his skills and mention the signature was forged so doesnt stand up

will abbi tell lauren she is preg with stephens baby

what will happen to stalker tom

how much is billys tax bill, tho if its the return 2016/2017 then sure he will find the money by jan

will jay sell his plot for many thousands before all crumbles

what will kathy say when finds out wb is about

what will phil do hen he finds out his son is being used

will jane return

and bobby new head by dec ...........

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BatteredBreadedOrSouthernFried · 06/11/2017 20:21

What the actual fuck is this shite?? What the hell is the point of this conversation?

Redcrayons · 06/11/2017 20:22

I can't help but think that kathys speach is entirely for the benefit of all he viewers wh have no clue who he is.

Venella · 06/11/2017 20:23

I'm only not walking off to wash my hair because I'm hoping she's still holding the knife.

BatteredBreadedOrSouthernFried · 06/11/2017 20:24

Yep redcrayon if it weren’t for the previous EE thread I wouldn’t have a clue who he was.

DameSquashalot · 06/11/2017 20:28

Didn’t see that one coming 🧐🤨

LineysRun · 06/11/2017 20:29

What happened?? I missed the end because a firework spooked the cats.

BatteredBreadedOrSouthernFried · 06/11/2017 20:32

Oh yawn. Tina (the lesbian?) is so wound up with guilt and billy’s Child is seriously injured in hospital but sure, let’s bump uglies. Hmm pointless storyline.

Why wouldn’t Kathy say “rape”?

Optimist1 · 06/11/2017 20:38

WB waffled on some more about how disappointed he was that Kaff couldn't look forward instead of back to the past, wrote his address and phone number down for her in case she changed her mind (about what exactly?? he gave no indication of what he was offering) and sloped off into the night.

Meantime Tina has taken Billy back to the Vic with the promise of a place to stay the night. For reasons best known to themselves they go into the barrel store to talk about how Billy's mess up with Honey. He then started to get emotional about poor Janet - "someone must have seen something, how could anyone not know they'd hit her" etc - and Tina appeared to be on the brink of fessing up. At the last minute she decided to snog his face off instead. Hmm Duff, duff, duff!

LineysRun · 06/11/2017 20:39

Oh for God's sake. That's just crackers.

Redcrayons · 06/11/2017 20:40

What a load of bollocks.

And Tina, the worst lesbian alive, shags more blokes than women.

(GIlian Taylforth is a great actress though).

BatteredBreadedOrSouthernFried · 06/11/2017 20:44

about what exactly?? he gave no indication of what he was offering

It was totally baffling. He just kept repeating “I had hoped we could move forward” but what with?? “Here’s my address so you can come and tell me we are moving forward with nothing specific at all really” Confused

Redcrayons · 06/11/2017 20:47

Ah I was about confused about that. But I thought I'd missed the bit with him telling her what was going on when I went to the loo.

LineysRun · 06/11/2017 20:48

Maybe he's going offer her vast sums of money for a retraction. You know, as you do.

BatteredBreadedOrSouthernFried · 06/11/2017 20:50

Was he found guilty?

Redcrayons · 06/11/2017 20:50

Didn't he go to prison? And den and pete beat him up.

dingdongdigeridoo · 06/11/2017 20:55

Kaff doesn’t really have the acting chops to pull off those scenes.

I don’t think EE know what a lesbian is. Wonder if the Woody thing will come out soon too?

nancy75 · 06/11/2017 20:58

Tina is east London’s most unsuccessful lesbian ever.

LineysRun · 06/11/2017 21:02

Yes, WB did time. But he wants absolution from Kathy. And he'll record her hesitating over being offered money or feeling sorry for him or something. Boring, offensive to rape victims, and not very well acted.

To a needs her own Bad Lesbian meme.

LineysRun · 06/11/2017 21:03

Tina needs her own Bad Lesbian meme

that should say

Venella · 06/11/2017 21:15

I didn't get either what he was "offering". Asked DH, he said "nothing, he's just being a complacent prat."

I feel JWB owes me a shampoo and blow dry – which I would have long finished by now if I hadn't waited for something to 'happen', against my better judgement.

The80sweregreat · 06/11/2017 21:26

James is an arrogant so and so. Bad actor too. Why drag it all up ?

southeastdweller · 06/11/2017 21:36

Because he's still obsessed with her and wants revenge.

The80sweregreat · 06/11/2017 21:36

Will Halloween ever end.
So. In 25 years time we will have the Linda/ dean showdown. In the vic.

BatteredBreadedOrSouthernFried · 06/11/2017 21:49

Because he's still obsessed with her and wants revenge.

I don’t think they told the actor that. He didn’t exactly portray obsessed and out for revenge. He portrayed, confused, deluded man who got lost on his way back to the nursing home.

More like they have just given up on new storylines altogether on EE and are recycling the old shit.

southeastdweller · 06/11/2017 22:00

I'm talking about the Weyland story re revenge.