MIC s14

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So the usual cheating and lies and couples getting back together and splitting up

Same storylines repeated

Yet I seem to keep watching it 😂😂😂

Who saw last night the new series

Frankie gives me the utter and actual rage 😩 She's so annoying in every way a person can be annoying! I don't like James either.
God knows why Jamie is being so cruel to the new girl, she seems sweet and that's just such a purposely nasty thing to do.
Louise is just as insecure and jealous as Ryan is, I don't know why he's gotten the jealous label that she seems to have escaped.

Both new girls are quite plain. Mitty’s one reminds me of the Irish gf he had

Frankie is looking prettier these days, better make up

Glad Liv and model are together

Harry is the most annoying out if the lot, he gets worried about Sam etc casting him out

I always think Frankie looks like she's just rolled out of bed! Very naturally pretty but I wish she would brush her hair!!

Was too busy watching Toff in the jungle to watch yesterday.

The new blondes meh this episode but I like how feisty Jamie’s one was.
Frankie and Jamie toying with people is hard to look away from. Bad as each other maybe they should just get back together.

Ryan is such a dick.

Toff has been surprisingly stellar in the Jungle. I hope she wins. She has come across really well I think.

Agree about the new guy James, something a bit off with him, like he could turn nasty at any moment, Frankie needs to run.

And the two new girls are a bit meh. The one who is getting friendly with Mitten has far too many white teeth and far too much make up.

Roll on next week, looks like a classic last episode with a sit down slagging off session meal.

Love Toff in the jungle too.

I feel like Weird James doesn't see women as actual people, just as objects to amuse him. He will make a wife very unhappy one day.

Jamie looks middle aged these days and easily the most unattractive bloke on there.

Louise and thrupennybitface seem to be acting at being in a good relationship rather than it actually being one. They behave as though they're The Perfect Couple when they're actually a pair of petulant jealous brats.

I don't hate Frankie as much as I used to. Jamie should just leave her alone now.

Remember how much we all used to hate Mytton and now we love him?

I have just finished reading both Spenny's and Ollie's book (both rubbish!) but I really miss them on the show, it's just not the same with all the new people.

Spenny a book is on my xmas list
SADO 😂

Think I'm in love with Mitten he's so cool

Bet she's gutted now

WTF is Louise wearing? She looks like a mime artist, just needs a white painted face.

And a painted teardrop Hare, don’t forget the teardrop!

Was impressed that Ryan looked genuinely unimpressed at Jamie Biscuits’ cruddy treatment of Clementine. I’m warming to ol’ 50p face.

I Thought that about Ryan too, he did seem to genuinely not approve of Jamie being such a twat. He's not all bad imo.

That weirdly frozen girl is too dull for Mytton. But a love (possession) triangle keeps you on mic I suppose.

Biscuits trying to justify his twattery and Frankie in denial of hers is quite fascinating.

Myttons new girl is the image of his Irish ex tho, so I guess he's got a type. He's absolutely gorgeous, I think I love him

Candelabra
That's the poshies safe word.
Crap
That's mine.

Glad Toff won the jungle.
The scrapings at the bottom of E4s barrel is beyond sad

Loved that Clammy pissed on Jamie's chips.

I can't believe that a grown man would act like that.

I've been so looking forward to a dinner party rammy. I'm bitterly disappointed with that one.

My safeword would be spangles.

The bleached gooseberry is not, and never will be, a grown man. He is starting to become an embarrassment; South Ken's equivalent of the older uncle dancing to Dexy's at a wedding reception.

Clammy is way too sharp for this lot.

I'm a MIC season 1-5 gal. Get me out of here.

Crap.

Clammy was fab, like her a lot.

Mitten is fabulous.

Also warming to thrupenny.

Actually, I quite enjoyed this episode.

I’m also grudgingly starting to accept Mr Thruppeny might not be so bad. I’ve slagged him off to high heaven on here so far!

Mytton is lovely. He’s not that interested in Habbs though.

I think Habbs looks like a blonde Myleene Klaas.

Promise ring? Promise ring? What a circle of shite. Buy her a necklace like normal blokes do when they aren't sure if they like you enough to say yes.

Mitts tomat ally blew Baron out the water.

Frankie....no words. So literally everything everyone said WAS right. Could you be anymore simpering and " love me Jamie". Ok so I do have words.

I’ve really warmed to 50p face. He’s alright you know.

Me too Beans. Me too.

Frankie should be banished to a hair chewing colony somewhere.

Get it right up ye Harryspankers. Habbs described you beautifully. I'd rather have 5 minutes of Mytton than a relationship with thee.