Singing? That's open to interpretation. Mwaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Mwaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Mimi love. You can do better than that creepy fuck. He's coming across like one of those 'you said no but I know you mean yes' kinda guys...
The boys discussing TT and Thruppeny's stagnant sex life was uncomfortable. Prooders saying it was gonna be real spicy? real spicy . Really? Because Thrups is going to buy her drawers that cost a grand? The only time Thruppeny would be close to spicy would be if he grated nutmeg on top of his protein shake.
Stickyvicky was right. Tiff is snakey.
I love her version of events though. It is like the folk you hear about turning up in A&E. 'oooh I was just showering and I accidentally landed on the upside down loo brush' or 'I was vacuuming in the nuddy and I accidentally fell penis first on the hoover pipe' or 'I was preparing a Sunday roast and landed foof first on a giant parsnip'.
Her sanitised version of Princeh's sleepover actually involved cocks, balls and boobs. But she doesn't want to tell Sameh the actual truth because she doesn't want to hurt Sameh. Tip for the thick. Lying hurts folk more.
And blaming everyone else for not having her back when she was lying on it? Ok then.
And deleting texts like Secret Squirrel or vegetarian version thereof ? Hardly clever.
Slippy Harry thinks he missed a trick judging by his indignant outrage. He might have had his jewels fondled as well for the price of a pizza...
And calling Sameh his full name all the time? Even to his sister? Who does that? How many Sameh's has she got on the go?
Next week looks interesting...