MIC s14

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So the usual cheating and lies and couples getting back together and splitting up

Same storylines repeated

Yet I seem to keep watching it 😂😂😂

Who saw last night the new series

Definitely had a lot of work, her nose was very thin and a bit hooked. They all have litres of Botox. I agree with pp, the cast spend a huge amount of time in hairdressers but all have horrible hair.

Re: The Hair Thing

I used to have very long hair, to my bottom. I would flick and toss my hair With Wild Abandon. I could run my fingers through my hair from root to ends.

After a while it occurred to me that all the gels hold clumps of their hair and move them around. Hair extensions.

I only took a couple of years to come to this conclusion.

Spenny has been brilliant on Hunted, this MIC is sooo boring!

Mytton needs to bang Mimi.
Tiff needs to stop acting like she could open a paper bag let alone a bloody restaurant, vegan or not.
Louise needs to stop with the lip fillers because she can barely sneer.
Buzz Lightweight needs to invest in an ISA rather than frilly drawers because his days are numbered and the pay checks will soon stop.
Liv needs to quit squinting and snorting and stirring, she's getting less pretty and more Anne Robinson every episode.
Julius needs to accept that there is already one too many Justin Biebers in this world, and a toff one is never going to happen. Ever.
Sam 1 needs a script, some L'Oreal for the over bleached George Michael quiff circa 1983.
Mytton needs to bang Mimi.
Sam 2 needs to stop spooning flat chested blondes. We care even less than sad flat chested blonde.
The bleached gooseberry needs to realise he's a hob knob and his ship, like his sparse hair has sailed. We don't care about the gurning hair chewing drippy ex.
And Mytton needs to bang Mimi.

cary genius summary

Oh for a Myttmimi hook up!

£10 for the first person to find Tiff's errant bit of chin. It is somewhere other than her face.

Clue: it probably won't be on the menu in the vegan restaurant...

I'm now patiently waiting for drippy hair chewer to yakk up a hairball.

Def looks like a nose job for tiff @king

Bump looks gone and nostrils a diff shape

Plus chin looks less defined

And top lip fuller

Also, she now has boobs

But that's none of my business tho

Having spent a useful amount of time well spent considering the issue of Tiffany's face, I think the main thing that makes her look better is that she now has a huge amount of space between her brows and her eyes. It makes her eyes look much bigger and more striking.

Botox can do this I think.

Also agree lip fillers.

Look at her eye to brow space here:

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Compared with this:

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Thank you Cary FINALLY I know who Ryan the budget boyfriend has been reminding me of for the past 3 series - Buzz Lightyear! Bring back Alik, I adored Alik!

Sam's Wham hair is just bizarre....

Louise looked much nicer before the massive hair extensions, face extensions, body reductions etc....

Nah he's the jolly green giant

Sammeh is particularly whineh tonight. Also why is his hair so... statement at the moment?

Yes. Tiffs eyes look massive. Sams hair looks massive.
Plot lines on the other had have dwindled to nowt.

Way to flounce. Not attractive in a man.

Could someone pass the Strepsils round. Their voices are literally one long croaky vowel - one starts and they all imitate it.

Tiff’s eyes look lopsided, one loads bigger than the other.

The one Mimi was dating showed himself up as a total dick, didn't he?
I don't understand Digby, or why Liv would go for him when she and Mytton should be banging.

Mimi had a lucky escape there. What a petty, mean little arsehole.
I stand by what I said up thread. Creepy little fuck.

Liv and the hook up. Digging Digby are we? Is it because of his portfolio? who'd want to be a minister without portfolio if that's what a portfolio is

Harry and his 'word of advice'. Odious twat. Bless. He's sleazier than Princeh.

Sameh. When you 'cry' your eyes leak. Squeezing them shut and wailing isn't the same. But good for you for squeezing so valiantly...

I'm disliking Jamie's/Freddie's/Boule's squeeze. Bye bitch indeed.
Right back at ye.

Oh. And bye Tiff. You are as good a liar as Pinocchio. Just own it. So much for the opening of a restaurant. There'll be a bloke with a big chin on a boat somewhere... not that she'll ever admit it

I'm cracking open my pardeh poppers.

Tiff a ‘sweet angel’ haha yeah ok

Mimi did well to call Charlie out on his tantrum. Typical ‘nice guy’ behaviour there.

That photograph of Victoria looked very overexposed, not gallery quality.

Just goggled old pictures of Louise, she used to be naturally very pretty. Much smaller lips etc. She looks so fake now and I think Botox in your 20s just ages you.

Sam and tiff drive me insane. Hate each other. Miss each other. Both crying. Ahhhhhhhh

Still want to cut and brush Fred's hair

Just saw Toff is going to be on I’m a Celeb! Ha that will be fun to watch...😀

Tiff looks markedly different but in a really subtle way so you do have to compare pics

It’s funny I remembered that line too King, and had been thinking she looked prettier recently

Sam still mega annoying - from wounded puppy to big crier

Fatfonz looked slimmer in the preview for next week. I’m glad he’s back.
Gosh this week was a yawn.

YAYYYYY! ALIK!!!!!