MIC s14

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So the usual cheating and lies and couples getting back together and splitting up

Same storylines repeated

Yet I seem to keep watching it 😂😂😂

Who saw last night the new series

Loved it this week when Proudlock said to Louise about sorting out Sam's Donald Trump hair!

I'm back into it, enjoyed this episode made me think about how long I've been watching it though when Louise said she was 27, wasn't she at uni when the 1st series was out?

Perhaps Digby's sister is just not a natural in front of the camera??!
I still do not see what anyone sees in Harry, what is the attraction???!

See Toff is going into the jungle..............

I like proudlock. He’s one of the sensible ones tbh

The girl that does my waxing used to work in Proudlock’s mums local salon. She is an absolute fruit loop by all accounts, and skint too. She would always weasel out of paying for any treatments she had. She sounds hilarious and a proper eccentric.

Oooh what is Ryan even doing?? I'm cringing!

Loved wee not so fat Fonz squaring (square jawing?) up to Thruppenny. Man to man. Toe to toe. Chin to tit.

Ouise will find the whole posturing thing abhorrent but will secretly lurve it and will probably be very grateful to Alik and treat him to an episode of Bake Off and a ahem foot massage....

Alik was a wee arsehole. Bless that he was saying he'd be a bigger man. Never. Gonna. Happen. Physical impossibility.

And Frankeh asking brand new Harry spankers if he was scared of the gooseberry fool? He's about as threatening as a two year old with a Duplo brick. So no then...

And no to Harry's satin bomber jacket.

And no to Frankie still sleeping with Biscuits. And the Wendolene gob - most distracting. You might be over him dear - in the physical sense only. Use your brain cell dear. He's head rogering you.

And just no to Biscuits in general.

I want Fred to take Sophie to the far side of fuck. Or Vienna. Just don't come back. Ever.

Did that conversation with the Bentleys really happen? Holy Bavarian sausage. Is that how things are done in those circles?

Sparks are almost flying. Quick, someone organise a dinner pardeh....

I thought the Bentleys were trying a bit hard. Binky’s Mum used to talk about cocktail size over lunch too.

Alik’s return and no Tiff made for an excellent episode. Along with Victoria talking sausage.

Alik “As long as you are happy, that’s all I care about. I don’t give a shit about you.” Argument with Louise was brilliant.
Of course you’re back for an art class and not Louise....

I was annoyed that Alik seemed to get the blame for Jolly Green Giants violence (was it staged?! The people behind/in the firing line genuinely seemed to be suprised?!).
Olivia Bentleys parents are cringey. All that openness about sex and Big D was nauseating and weird.
I feel sorry for Victoria: she's a snob and a bitch but she doesn't seem to fit in anywhere and never has a relationship or anyone remotely interested.

The scene with Bentleys parents was horrendous. What were they trying to prove? Clearly her parents in their youth would have been shagging their friendship circle just like they still do in MIC. Why introduce them all if they aren't "mutually exclusive".
Loved fat Foz coming back. Louise did so laugh at his impression of a bear.
Really love the bit were he said he had been comfortable with alllouises exes too!

Didn't little Sameh Prince once tip his wink in Sticky's direction?

No excuse really for Thruppeny flexing his shoving muscles but Alik went in there poking. He's lucky to have not required the services of a dentist.

And yes, I liked the sly dig at all the exes too.

Louise was encouraging Alik, she joining in laughing and was smirking when thruppeny starting pushing Alik, she seemed delighted to have them fighting over her.
Reckon she'll shag Alik for old time sake and blame newly tattooed bf because he doesn't drink and she liked to get pissed.

Love the tattoo - what a charming way to say you love me
jesus what the ruddy hell did you do that for you berk?

We are having a little bit of a rut
I'm bored shitless and even a grand's worth of drawers ain't gonna tempt me

We couldn't be happier and are rogering on the reg
I've got to sleep with him or else he will get suspicious I've been off in another (ahem) direction

OMG what are you doing here Alik?
I knew you were coming - Biscuits blabbed and I put on the choker for you because you get horny for denim

You haven't changed Alik
And of course I haven't either thanks to injectabubbles and a ruddy good embalmer

He isn't a bear with rules hahahahahaha
He is so a bear with rules hahahahahaha

I couldn't hate you more
quick bend me over the bins while Thruppeny is in the lav

8/10 for the writers this week

As @brightredpencil says the faces of the people behind Alik are so shocked I’d wager that it wasn’t in the script for him to get turned into a human skittle by 50p face.

I thought Louise was laughing because she couldn't believe what a prat Alik was making of himself, like at him, not with him. Like I was.
When you have to act like you're owed friendship from an ex and be incredulous when she doesn't really want it, you know it's time to put your paintbrush down and go home.

I don't think it was in the script but it was great drama. Alik was being such a dickhead!

I don’t think Alik was being that bad, pretty magnanimous I felt. Definitely nothing to warrant violence anyway.

Ryan made himself look an idiot. That jealous streak is so unattractive.

He so is an angry bear with rules 😠🐻

They go gaga over Louise, she is ambivalent and sometimes just tolerates them

Alik was an idiot, but entertaining

I cringe at the parent scenes - argh just don’t

Every time I see Biscuits his new bad look surprises me - not good

He is annoying too, constantly giving Fronkie a bad time

Every time I see Biscuits his new bad look surprises me - not good

So true. He looks like an egg with peach fuzz for hair.

Sigh, bring back Andy nostrils, I had a thing for him. Where did he disappear off to?

‘He looks like an egg with peach fuzz for hair’ 😂

Louise does seem to enjoy men fighting over her

Why else would alik come back unless to make a move on Louise

And don’t rem proudcock being that friendly with alik and whooping over him at the airport

Who was Louise with before alik

Biscuit. Spenny. Then who