EASTENDERS 19 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

I'm away at moment so havnt managed to watch any EE 🙀🙀🙀

But gather from 18 that we now know

Fi and Clarke kent are siblings

Linda hasn't told nick about her cancer

Will lauren find out Stephen lied

And that her sister abi is preg with his baby

What will happen to jane and max

Will there be a funeral for Stephen

What else is happening?

Took the words right out of my mouth Witch. I know it'll take a while to clear up the mess SOC has created but as soon as the new producer's name shows up, I'll start watching again,

Even if I could understand what Max was mumbling about, I wouldn't care about his revenge. It's beyond credulity even for a soap.

Loved your brilliant rant Witch

Urgh Twitney was so smug about her installment suggestion. Why is she always dressed as a Dynasty extra? It's a not a great look.

Spinning the bow tie / tip o' the old titfer to you, Witch!

How odd that Jay would be so upset about the car lot shenanigans for weeks, then Luke shows up and Jay sells within a few hours.
Maybe it was the way Luke said "Just hold it in your hand and see how it feels"...

Robbie — Donna was both cringey and a bit cute (and made me fancy a curry). I noticed the music in the background during their wide eyed scene was "She's the one" by Robbie Williams.

You made me google this so I'm inflicting it on you all too...

Sorry, that was a rant and a half! . I think the frustration just got to me.

I did like Fifi's red dress tonight and the one liners from Donna made me smile. See, I'm not always a miserable crank.

Jay is going to pay Billy’s tax bill. What an idiot Billy is. He gets a business handed to him and manages to mess it up.

Whitney really is a mess. They must have a real laugh doing her make up and hair. She looks like Divine

So Jays is going to sell the car lot without even asking an estate agent how much it’s worth & the carters will pay a £60k bill without ever getting a proper survey. Clearly everyone in Walford is an idiot.
Donna & Robbie romance on the cards.

Oh dear god I do hope not. Donna can’t be that desperate can she? If I were the actress I’d refuse point blank to have that forced on me.

Imagine - ‘I’m going on strike’
‘Why’
‘I’d rather lose my job than kiss the Gaffney, even just a pretend snog’
‘Fair enough’

Im disappointed for they the go info down the Billy is crap business Mam route. He’s only had it sole charge for what a year? Surely Les has been keeping an eye and had systems in place.

Who is Lauren expecting will look after baby when she’s at work? Surely Stacey not going have a 7y old 2x 18m ynold and a prem baby. No way! Not to mention illegally child minding service. Surely Ian would give her deposit for nursery or child minder? Not like she pays rents or bills. Mind you given she never worked more than 3 days last time without a sicky or day off, easy street!

Why hasn’t Jane rang today??

Dingdong- I thought that too at first but I think the message was actually supposed to be “running your own business is v hard and stressful with things like tax to think about” Jay has now realised this and as a result thinks selling the car lot would be a far better idea than running a business himself

Ah, that makes more sense.

Didn’t Jay nick loads of money and steal rings off old ladies? Did anything ever come of that?

Oh yes he did, never mentioned again of course

Nothing came of the credit card theft either. Or Donna’s wish for a baby. And Lauren with a history of alcoholism was able to down a few bottles of vodka and give up without any support whatsoever. And the constant bizarre filming of Michelle in the dept store just stopped yet we never see Denise or Carmel in their workplace. And Ian has claimed so often I’m surprised an insurance co would even look at him.

Donna did drop the idea for a baby on screen though, unlike the credit card and the undertaker money which both just disappeared. It's Ridiculous.

He gets a business handed to him and manages to mess it up.

Are we really surprised? He’s practically a chuckle brother! Who the hell would give him a business to run??

Surely if you're running a funeral parlour you would be able to afford to hire an accountant to deal with your tax affairs. Why would Billy have to do it all himself?

Really hope Donna sees sense and doesn't fall for Robbie. Don't think I could stand watching them smooching. I'm already fast forwarding lots of scenes with Fi and Max. Really not interested in their wittering.

I’d love to see a Chucklevision episode at a funeral home!

Even if Billy is too stupid to hire an accountant, Les would have done. Unless he spent all his cash on heels.

dingdong Billy and Jay, "To me, to you, to me, to you", EE would finally put a smile on my face.

one would assumeles/business had its own accountant

The entire writing at the moment is dreadful. The whole max and wayland story is appalling. Don’t get me started on the calls made by Jane. All poorly done. Awful just now.

Are we allowed discuss official BBC trailers? I’m very excited about it.

Not semi trailer maybe it be on later. What was Jay going to do to make his millions on car lot anyway? Or baddies? Surely didn’t have planning permission for houses so how could it make money? As you can tell I’m not a business master mind!

Yep Daily, a bunch of 15 year olds could write better stuff; its really poor at the moment. The teenage boy thinking he might buy red sexy underwear from the market for his guitarist girlfriend. Cringeworthy and unbelievable. Who writes this drivel? The only thing that keeps me riveted is how much blonder Michelle Fowler is going to go.